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I, father strange, will be hosting a tumblr show and tell. Please comment or reblog with a picture + explanation of your prized possessions that you would like to share with the class today. I expect to receive so many goblin jars, cursed pieces of Garfield merch, and questionably sourced bones.

Do you know how alienating it is to have long-standing beef with a gorilla nonprofit?? Like what a weird fucking character trait that is to live with as a human being???? And then how VALIDATING it is to finally have others acknowledge my righteousness in that beef???? I cackle like a bog witch every time I get a notification that someone else is dragging the Koko Foundation on this post.

I have only ever wanted two things in this world:

1. to be a wildly famous and successful sad clown comedian

2. to see the fall of my arch nemesis, the koko foundation

I cannot tell you how thrilling and unexpected it is that the two are happening on the same tumblr post ❤️❤️❤️

Et in Flavortown Ego

It only took 33 days of sleepless nights for 33 curious souls and a couple hundred of their fellow travelers to find themselves here forever. Forever. You can’t escape Flavortown. You can’t escape yourselves. You’ve just arrived and you’ve never left. Who starts a journey based on a banner? Who refuses to deviate for over a month? Who is the dreamer? The unshakeable, the beautiful, and the delightfully curious.