i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means

no one does

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

I don’t need a significant other just a significant income

me too simone

op how much is your rent?? Where do you work?? They hiring??

Did you know bad dreams are called night mares because waking up shaking and terrified is exactly Like the sensation of having to acknowledge the existence of horses

not to be corny but friends supporting friends is the most important thing in the whole entire world

@ god…. why would u make me so full of love but so bad at loving

Beware Sping-arm Sam

i want to fight myself

*uses lol and lmfao to make embarrassing and sad truths about myself seem like a joke*