✨️Duchess Meow✨️

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready. 

SIR.

ooohhh so that's what those are for.... vampire condom

It could be Vampire condom or.... non-vamp's strap-on.

God this makes me want to write a crackfic with one of the vampires I write for using these.