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A friend loves cute food, so I gave her my seal of approval

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Learn a new Japanese word every day- common nouns, expressions, verbs, and polite speech will help broaden your cultural knowledge.

My husband and I made a lightweight word-a-day app for the Amazon Alexa. If you have one you should check it out and learn a new word every day.

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Made this weeaboo generating app with our own 2 hands.. 4 hands?

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Deep Frog

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do you think this is what lovecraft meant whenever he described something as being beyond description

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“It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than any subway train—a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over the tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us, crushing the frantic penguins and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its kind had swept so evilly free of all litter.”

— H. P. Lovecraft,

At the Mountains of Madness

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This.. actually makes a fine reference to what a lovecraftian eldritch abomination SHOULD BE. not just.. tentacles and darkness. Perpetually changing, not cemented in form, with an otherworldly feel to it. Completely unrecognizable by most human descriptions, and only able to be viable perceived by those fine enough to be an adept wordsmith.

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However it originated, though, the usage of “because-noun” (and of “because-adjective” and “because-gerund”) is one of those distinctly of-the-Internet, by-the-Internet movements of language. It conveys focus (linguist Gretchen McCulloch: “It means something like ‘I’m so busy being totally absorbed by X that I don’t need to explain further, and you should know about this because it’s a completely valid incredibly important thing to be doing’”). It conveys brevity (Carey: “It has a snappy, jocular feel, with a syntactic jolt that allows long explanations to be forgone” “It has a snappy, jocular feel, with a syntactic jolt that allows long explanations to be forgone”).

But it also conveys a certain universality. When I say, for example, “The talks broke down because politics,” I’m not just describing a circumstance. I’m also describing a category. I’m making grand and yet ironized claims, announcing a situation and commenting on that situation at the same time. I’m offering an explanation and rolling my eyes — and I’m able to do it with one little word. Because variety. Because Internet. Because language.

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Reblogging. Because linguistics.

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My son wanted skeletons on his birthday cake, so I obliged.

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As an introvert it is easier to not speak to your family than to not speak to strangers. Your family knows you don’t want to talk and will let you out of conversations without worry, strangers won’t and that’s a scary thing to face.

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Get it? Get it???

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Can we give a hand to the person who wrote this on wiki 😂 I found this on Twitter and I’m dying!

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i’m screaming someone used an AI predictive text trained on all 7 harry potter books to write a new chapter and it’s the funniest goddamn thing i’ve ever read

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Me AF

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le mythe, la légende, j’ai nommé: pusheen, dictateur russe (fameux).

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I do not speak French, but I feel this adds to my appreciation of this post.

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me: *neglects my duo lingo app*

The Duolingo Owl:

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So much accuracy

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My sentiments exactly

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