M A D C A P P E D

saying i'm "back on my bullshit" implies i ever stopped being on it in the first place

"i'm still on my bullshit and i've decided to make it everyone else's problem" would be more accurate

apparently you're supposed to present as "feminine" or "masculine" well i'm presenting as a "fucking idiot"

unfortunately for everybody i will keep doing whatever i want

being god's personal jester is tough sometimes but i am nothing if not committed to my job

One of my favorite things is when a character does or says something nice and they’re like “don’t tell anyone about this, I have a reputation” it’s so funny they’re literally like I’m okay with being nice but I draw the line at other people knowing that I’m nice

Other characters are like “I can’t let people know i did this thing that was a total dick move because they’ll think I’m a dick :(“ and these guys are like “I’ll do good things but only if I get no credit for it, it’s important to me that everyone continues to think I’m an absolute bastard”