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RT @bunsenbernerbmd: You need this on your feed https://t.co/1XLrdjzOAM

This is just so gloriously batshit crazy. @GroovyBruce is a goddamned national treasure. https://t.co/J9Mdff1W8w

RT @MorissaSchwartz: So that’s what guys do when they hang out? https://t.co/kuO85FnDHO

13 years on this soul sucking platform and all the irreparable harm it's caused me. Over 4,000 tweets and honestly, I have no idea why I'm here. Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/Fk1USCB6IC

Check out this awesome giveaway for Qi Mushrooms! https://t.co/9o6Y8TGLsQ

Carlin Pryor McDonald #LEGENDS

GREAT NEWS EVERYONE!!!! https://t.co/v1VN5NjTrF

When you want to rub one out to @ANGELAWHITE and @MiaMalkova but you don't have their @Fleshlight and you're in the hospital, you improvise. Necessity is the mother of invention. Happy to say it worked too. Shame? Never heard of it https://t.co/dTdzpizqNJ

Last name Mama, First name Yo

I don't always let the dogs out, but when I do, you'll wonder who.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste. A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

Shiiiit. If this is gonna be that type of party, I'm sticking my dick in the mashed potatoes!

I don’t particularly care for this. https://t.co/ecFi65iQtF

I just #sezzledit at https://t.co/ZAOCiro1Gh! Thanks @sezzleinc! Great way to shop!

This is softening my hardened heart. Goddamn it if this just isn't the sweetest thing. Puppies man. https://t.co/rTIf7SAvDN

And I thought this only happened in Disney cartoons...😍 https://t.co/Jar7IUoKv2

Dafuq? Why does EVERYONE on #600lblife #my600lblife have a wee ass dog? The way some of these fuckers throw down at meal time, I'm surprised we haven't had seen a chihuahua get sucked down in the melee.