CRIME DAD ( ap. )

being my dadsona’s friend, most of the time he will throw shit at you instead of actually handing it over. so say that one of the seven lovely dads in the cul-de-sac are hanging out with him. they could literally be sitting side by side of one another, and said one of seven dads would be like “hey, can ya pass me that thing,” that is closest to this dadsona here, and throw it in their damn lap or at their chest, whichever depends. not hard what so ever, but enough to make a landing. 

IT’S CALLED A CALL-OUT POST

me: he a freaky bitch

          ❝  ya know,   i had a teach kinda like you back in the day.   alright guy and all, ya know,   ACTUALLY GAVE A DAMN   about kids’ and their education... didn’t have him long though, after i dropped out and all.  ❞     yeah. the guy is a high school dropout. it’s not so much of a shame, more than it was a pity.   but hey, you deal with the cards you’re dealt with. @tcachcr      ❤ ‘ed

          ❝  hey, amanda, sooo   HYPOTHETICALLY...   say you didn’t have anything important going on at school today     -----     ya know, like having a test for a class or having to turn in a due assignment, whatever... would you be up to   skipping school for the day,   and going to the   FAIR   that just rolled into town with your old man??  ❞     don’t get it wrong! the guy doesn’t let his kid skip school often what so ever. but hey, having   A BREAK   here and there, is actually more of a refresher than anything. @gctaproblem      ❤ ‘ed

           ❝  okay, ya caught me.  SO WHAT   if i broke some’s car window. it’s not like you haven’t thrown rocks at stuff before.     -----     in fact, here,   how about you have a go at it, kiddo??  it’s good for ya. and don’t worry,     I AIN’T A SNITCH.  ❞  @guiltycharge       ❤ ‘ed