My grandchildren to me at 84:
Grandpa oh my god, this happens every time!!
Me, visibly having heat stroke:
No... I'm,, *wheeze*.. I'm fine...
Grankids:
Why do you keep wearing these old timey Mobster suits???
Me, collapsing:
For the... Aura.....

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My grandchildren to me at 84:
Grandpa oh my god, this happens every time!!
Me, visibly having heat stroke:
No... I'm,, *wheeze*.. I'm fine...
Grankids:
Why do you keep wearing these old timey Mobster suits???
Me, collapsing:
For the... Aura.....

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As the blood soaks into the fabric
And tears pool into my lips
I am reminded that the back-stitch obtains it's power
through sacrifice
dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.
this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence
#lost in a fugue of penis delerium
reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go
or like this
Do creators of popular shows or stories ever make fanart of their show character(s) and be like
"Ohhh yeah the gals are gonna eat this one up 😝😝"

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"You won't do it"
"Bet," I say
Before running off a cliff, making a high pitch whistle as I plummet
Followed by making an impact crater in the shape of my silhouette
Where then I raise a sign above the hole that reads
"Ouch!"
I've been a 1% ter for too long
Listening to YouTube Videos in Public without headphones: JAIL
Having the Video Play ADS?!?!!
:OMEGA JAIL
Subject is responding well to external stimuli
However when scrutinized for their eating habits they responded with:
"It's not a struggle meal, I'm just a freak like that"
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Vicar Amelia, commissioned by a friend :)
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Marx Reichlich - The Last Judgment
“You don’t eat me, okay?”
Dave Carson, illustration to “Only Human” by Adrian Cole
Fantasy Tales Vol. 13 #7, Winter 1991 — source
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[Deltarune Spoiler Post]
I like how Deltarune Villains get progressively evil:
Ch 1. "I'm gonna take over the world!"
Ch 2. "I'm gonna take over the Internet"
Ch 3. "I'm gonna take over the TV"
Ch 4. "I'm gonna take over the world (religious edition)"
Ch 5. I'm tryna fuck your dad

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WAIT!!
My ex work crush was just talking about what kinda of stuble looks good on guys
.............
ARE YOU MARRIED WITH A WIFE OR DO YOU KISS MEN????
(bisexuals stay quiet)
ANSWER MEEEEEE!!
Wait a minute...
There's no time to be sad!
Deltarune Chapter 5 Releases in 2 days!!!