nice outfit LOSER!!! 2001 called, they

hold on.

oh my god

i hope when i choose not to allow apps to send me notifications it hurts them

I love themes of repression in horror

yesss let it bottle up inside and turn into something monstrous ^_^

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

There is not even time for a quick jerk off

im at th parking lot attacking people with chains & scythes & shit

Very unprofessional behavior from a journalist

its my day off

my friend hates her mother's evil cat so much and wants him to die and im just now finding out his name is tubby pumpkin 😭 like bro why do u have beef with tubby pumpkin

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.