ask me if i give a motherfuck

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

When Im overstimulated I start thinking things like, if you are laughing in public and I can hear it you should be punished

i just apolitically killed the king like i have no agenda or whatever im just the jester here but i stabbed him anyway LOL all the courtiers and advisors are trying really hard to figure out who did it LOL all of them wanted him dead but they dont know whose scheme it was so nobody can promulgate a coherent political maneuver based on the circumstances LOL just playing my lute #MyLute