THE LEGENDARY STORY OF THE TROJAN HORSE DOES NOT INVOLVE THE GREEKS GIVING THE HORSE TO THE TROJANS AS A GIFT. THE GREEKSâ DECEPTION WAS ACTUALLY THAT THEY LEFT THE HORSE AS AN OFFERING TO THE GODDESS ATHENA.Â
IN THE LEGEND, THEY BASICALLY SENT SOMEONE TO TROY TO SAY âTHIS HORSE IS FOR ATHENA, NOT YOU, SO OUR RETREAT BACK TO GREECE IS SAFE. DONâT TRY TO TAKE IT. IT WONâT FIT THROUGH THE GATES OF YOUR CITY, SO THEREâS NO WAY YOU DICKS CAN STEAL IT AND PRETEND YOU GOT IT FOR ATHENA. NOT FOR TROJANS.â
AND THEN TROY WAS LIKE âYOUâRE NOT OUR DAD. WE WON THIS WAR AND WEâRE TAKING YOUR STUPID HORSE AS A TROPHY SO WEâLL ALWAYS REMEMBER HOW BAD GREECE IS AT DESTROYING TROY.âÂ
AND A FEW TROJANS WERE LIKE âTHIS IS A TRICKâ AND TRIED TO EXPOSE IT AS A TRICK BUT THE REST OF THE TROJANS WOULD HAVE NONE OF IT BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS SWEPT UP IN THE THRILL OF VICTORY, AND ALSO BECAUSE THE GODS KEPT SENDING SNAKES TO STRANGLE ANYONE WHO SAID ANYTHING, BECAUSE THE GREEK GODS HAD NO WORD FOR âSUBTLETYâ
THEN AT NIGHT ALL THE GREEKS JUMPED OUT OF THE HORSE LIKE âWE TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE THE HORSE, WHY ARE YOU SUCH PRIDEFUL DICKSâ AND BURNED DOWN THE WHOLE CITY
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