Hopeless Dreamer

One more and the Gayfinity Gauntlet is complete

Bobby doesn’t feel fear he redecorates the bedrooms of heterosexuals

They are both adorable

I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG

i hate when personality tests ask questions like “how would other people describe you” listen bix i already agonize over this at every moment of my waking life and i dont need u bringing it up in this my area of escapism

Gonna b honest. A lot of hot ppl go to art museums. I’m one of them

im 2 ugly they won’t let me in

that and my shirt that says “i eat oil paintings when security guards aren’t looking”

Listen i understand this is a surreal joke, but like i cant stop imagining qhat would happen if u actually showed up to a major art museum with that shirt. Like not a tiny art museum. What would happen if you showrd up to the Met Museum of Art wearing a shirt that said “i eat oil paintings when security guards arent looking”? They cant just ignore it. But like, are they gonna deny you entry over what is clearly a joke shirt. Do they have u wayched. Its 2 am and i need to

YouTube’s down, time to rise up and overthrow the ruling class, I guess

the older and taller u r the more attracted i am to u

*Abraham Lincoln rises from his grave* U got kik?

Good work guys