I am infinite

YAS BINCH

A warning

tomorrow

YAS BINCH

Does anyone else have that one friend whose sleep schedule is like an ever-evolving mystery? One day they’ll appear to be asleep for the entire 16 hours that you’re awake, but the next three they won’t appear to actually sleep at all. Sometimes they appear to be on Australian time, other times their schedule has adjusted to somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean. (I call this Cthulhu time.) You go a week without seeing them and you have no idea if they’re just really busy, dead, or if their sleep has simply synced up to the exact hours you’re awake and online. The only indication that they’re still in this mortal coil is vague posts about grocery shopping that pop up on their blogs at 4:12AM. 

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GIVE HIM THE FISH

Looking at it again I like the torn paper in the background suggesting that the cat busted his way into the room

chaotic good

Direct action

in 2020 the only acceptable keysmashes will be comprised of ATCG base pairs so you can print them at home and see if they come to life

experienced the wrath of god at Claire’s

in this essay i won’t

ask me about the april fools i stole my sister’s bedroom door & it took her 3 days to notice

Hey tell us about the time you stole your sisters bedroom door and how it took her three days to notice.

well for april fools i stole my sister’s bedroom door & it took her 3 days to notice

Gaudy you’re my goddamm hero

i’m flattered and we both need to choose better heroes

for everyone asking, my hero was that door