🌙 Drunk barman 🌑

Robby in his chair : hey pup we're doing some paperwork update and we need a copy of your birth certificate for that

Whitaker: oh I was delivered here my family was passing through and had to make an emergency stop cause I decided to come out early, you should be able to pull it up on the computer

Robby: oh that's perfect let me jus-

Whitaker: yeah it was like destiny to come back don't you think?

Robby: ...

Dennis notices him freeze while staring at the computer so he leans in and sees " Michael robinavitch" as the doctor in charge of delivery

Whitaker: holy shit

If you're active on the NINAH subreddit, you may have seen these already before. Some of them were made in October of last year, and some – are completely new! It's noticeable that I experimented with the formatting and saturation of the text.

Anyway, this is my attempt go give characters meaningful(funny/poetic/fitting) names with refernces to Russian culture and history according to characters' background of people living a small Russian town :)

If anyone will like some of them enough to use those names in fanfiction or any other form of fanworks – please, do! And I'd be happy if you tag me or send me a link to your work, that would be most welcome!!

nothing to see here folks. but yk where to look <33

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