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The new guy is going to dissolve himself with his face issues

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extremely funny when students get really into some harmless "vintage" activity to the point of absurdity. right now it's hacky sack, which is not something i ever thought i would see my students playing en masse. and yet here they are organizing competitive hacky sack teams. taking over any space they can to kick a hacky sack around. i had to chase a group to morning assembly today because they were busy playing hacky sack. just saw one of my students sending an email that said "stop adding randos to our team they're the worst sackers." 2026 year of the hacky sack ig
this is huge… a three chair event
I know that my sample size is comically small, but in my experience, the scariest drivers I've ridden with as a passenger - out of the experienced drivers, who have been behind the wheel for decades, and excluding people who just got their licence - have been full-time professional artists. Like I have ridden shotgun with exactly two fully grown adults who were memorable to me as being "holy shit!" experiences, and one of them was a sculptor and the other one was an opera singer. Neither one actually hit anyone or anything, but the sheer amount of close brushes they had and casually breezed through was more than any other car ride I've ever been on, combined.
The fact that I am now a full-time professional artist, and also the worst driver I know, supports my theory. I don't drive unless there's nobody else who possibly can, and I tell people that I can't drive - I have a licence, but that doesn't mean I can drive. I am merely legally allowed to do that.

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happy june to everyone, especially my fellow aroaces
I feel like a proud mother right now. Incredible work guys, I will be in the kudos of ALL OF THEM.
Something about how fast the night changes
Years ago back when I worked in cubicle land, we were hiring junior software developers. They didn’t have to have a ton of experience, just a willingness to learn, and some demonstration of their software skills. Like: show me a program you wrote (any language) or a web site you designed. Anything.
And there was this one guy I talked with who seemed super sharp, but had virtually zero experience writing software. When it came time to do the show-n-tell part of the interview he whips out his laptop, brings up a website, and spins it around to show me what he made.
A website of tiny ceramic frogs.
Not for sale. Just… all these ceramic frogs, organized into categories. Frogs on bicycles, frogs with hats, frogs sitting on lily pads. It was a virtual museum of ceramic frogs in web form.
I scrolled through his online collection of frogs, slightly baffled.
“This is your website?” I asked finally.
“Yep!”
“You coded this yourself?” I popped into view-source mode and poked around some incredibly well-formatted, well-commented html. I nodded slowly. This guy was meticulous.
“Yep!”
“So… where’d all the frogs come from?”
“I made those too,” he says, beaming.
And while I’m processing this he rummages in his bag and pulls out a little ceramic frog working at a computer terminal. He places it on the table before us, next to the laptop.
“And THIS one,” he says, “I made for you! As a thank you for the interview.”
It was adorable. I hired him on the spot. I mean, why not? Worst case he’d wash out in 90 days and we’d hire somebody else. He turned out to be one of the best developers on our team.
And yes, his cubicle was loaded with ceramic frogs.
don't cry okay? huge as fuck bowl of strawberry
Don't cry okay? Huge as fuck container of blueberry
don't cry okay? huge as fuck bag of blackberry
if i had a quantity of raspberries this large i would end up on the news
I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”
breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby
*screams of a witch burning at the stake*
THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO
*Gregorian chanting*
13.21
*leper bell ringing*
HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM
*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*
WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES
LITURGIES
AND MORE LITURGIES
*Templar knights praying out loud*
THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION
*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*
I knew exactly what the punchline was going to be, and it got me anyway

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Grace teaching Simon how to dance and slow dance.
We see it in the movie that he's dancing with the mop, so, maybe he's really actually quite good at it. And when they're listening to some music together, Grace smiles and says, "Want me to teach you how to dance?"
Simon wants to say no.
He shakes his head.
When Grace offers a hand, he takes it and stands, anyway.
Simon looks wildly uncomfortable as he settles his hands where Grace tells him to: one on Grace's shoulder, the other in Grace's hand clasped aside from their bodies. He's flustered but doesn't show it. Grace, himself, is quite clumsy as a lead, too, not that Simon would know the difference.
And then Grace moves them. "One, two, three, one, two, three," he says as he keeps count for them.
He twirls Simon slowly under his arm because Simon doesn't get it at first. "No, no, you spin. Spin! Trust me!" When he does, Grace lights up. "There we go!"
Grace then tightens his grip on Simon's hip and lowers him backwards. Just barely. It's a struggle for Grace to pull him upright again. "Sorry," Grace giggles. "I'm not strong enough to do a full dip. You're supposed to go all the way down like--" He demonstrates with himself, body tilting halfway back as he uses Simon as a counterweight.
"Switch with me," Simon says.
With an air of surprise, Grace does.
And Simon dips him low. Really low. It leaves Grace squealing and squeaky as he clings to Simon and cries out, "Wait! Don't drop me! Don't drop me oh my God!"
This draws a laugh from Simon. "I won't. I promise."
From the sidelines, Rocky cheers them on, mirroring their movements as they continue their dance with Simon in the lead.
Bloody Mary is overflowing but I haven't seen Iron Lung yet
I'm going to draw fan art that has nothing to do with the movie content to urge for its release in my country
I was really confused at first why bloodymary had become a ship, as I am with most cross media ships/cross media content in general. I thought they were just both movies where a man was sent on a one way mission and fans had seen that and thought, "but what if they had each other," kind of in the same way they'd made parallels between Simon and Laika—they had nothing to do with one another but there were shared similarities. And I didn't think too much into it, just cause all the content was cute and made me feel a bit happier about how everything went down for Simon.
For the most part, I don't interact with cross media content cause my little lizard brain can't comprehend it—like yeah, a world in which the Winchesters met the Cullens would be compelling, but the way those two universe operate, they don't have any real cross-compatibility. But I understand that fandom doesn't operate that way for everyone, and the lack of compatibility wouldn't drive people absolutely insane the same way it did me.
And then I watched Project Hail Mary, and I saw that the compatibility of these two universes was not impossible, that they both literally revolve around the stars dying, but Iron Lung could just be in a much more distant future, or even an alternative timeline where any number of things prevents Ryland's findings from being discovered and then used (or, even, a universe where it is found, by the astrophage evolves and is no longer predated by the amoeba).
Either way, loved those movies, love this ship, and I need to see Markiplier wrapped up in Ryan Goslings arm.
Post Script-any good Bloodymary fanfiction recommendations would be greatly appreciated.
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happy pride month to my favorite piece of official sonic the hedgehog art

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maybe not all eridians were immediately onboard for the whole "build grace a fake beach" like why can't we just give him a little xenonite room or something
but then rocky moved heaven and earth erid and gave several highly charged speeches about their adventures and how brave and selfless grace was, until everyone was in agreement that grace needs to be loved and protected forever, and deserves a nice foggy beach
I rarely appreciate how smart it was to put all of my stats on the ability to piss in a dream without pissing in real life.
Its an underrated power. Especially when you have a really long hard piss in a dream and wake up to what just happened and must then deal with the consequences
I was hiding piss jars everywhere and spent the whole dream worrying about someone finding them and asking what the fuck is wrong with me. Woke up with zero (0) piss-related problems to deal with.