Duck Time

“Hey so I was in the ER and almost died and i won’t be able to come to lab this week bc i cant lift anything (even the deadly chemicals) sorry”. Lab TA: “so when this week can you make it up”

writing an essay rn and every word makes me sound more and more like a socialist leftist hippie

“Hey dad, I fall a lot and have a large amount of knee pain and also it feels like there is an air bubble under my kneecap”. “Have you tried exercise?”

apparently you are not supposed to be is some sort of constant pain - even minimal

My dog is half asleep and very comfortable, but i need to get up and she keeps tucking herself more into me and I need to get up but she is so happy and sleepy

I am not being forced to write this

Bro my fandom so small- Do we even have one?

Leon drinks because it saved his life in Raccoon city ( he came late and lived)

When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty- Rbg

Me when im giggling to myself while prepping a story and they are sad and i found a way to make them more sad but i love them and they will be happy again but maybe not as much as they once were

Prof (Of classics) just told me that we can interpret Achilles and Patroculus any way we want bc the ancient greeks couldn’t even make up their minds “It all depends on who you ask when and where”

Tarot update for the US: It will take time and EFFORT but we will be fine

my organs are fucked up again

The story of Moses is just the odyssey with a few extra steps