Grace

Using this as a spell to keep tumblr alive at least until this post is accurate

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

it's a shame you can't Cool, Silent, and Mysterious your way to being very close to people. we are unfortunately going to have to embarrass ourselves for this

fortunately you can cool, loud, and weird your way into closeness

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i need all the help i can get for finals

I could use some luck

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

Well played, Beverly.

Stop delaying joy until life looks a certain way. You're allowed to be happy while you're figuring things out.

have you guys seen gas prices right now. jesus. its a good day to be able to shoot ropes from your wrists and swing around to places using those ropes like tarzan

Women being described as handsome >>>>>>>>>>>>

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms