My Corner Of The World

penis people

Yeah honey not all people with penises are male

yeah but using ‘penis people’ just sounds so funny it makes people who have penises sound like some obscure mountain tribe that live in penis huts or something

penis huts

pizza hut’s lesser known cousin

Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken

Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left.

love games! im bad at each and every single one of them

aunt played that long con

Some days I feel like Beyoncé and some days I feel like Rihanna…

there are no in betweens

i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

Fun story my Great Great Grandma left Germany in the 1920s because she had family in the US and could get citizenship pretty easily and once she was over in the US she then smuggled over 15 jewish families out by forging family documents so now my aunts are currently in the process of trying to tell the real ones from the fake ones because my great gran just died and there are legally over 100 surviving descendants but we know that math is a lil screwy.

Sometimes a family is you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids, and the 15 Jewish families you helped smuggle out of Nazi Germany.

And your tuba

best damn grandmother ever