You know damn well you sent that selfie to try and baby your way out.
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You know damn well you sent that selfie to try and baby your way out.

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Satan plays to win~
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Ooo then may I ask for headcanons of the demon bros with a religious but woke mc? Like they believe in God and pray and all that stuff but they do their best to not be disrespectful to the bros by maybe keeping their religious objects in their room only, and praying before bed when the bros aren't around? And like they're open to different views and are actually interested to understand them? Thank you, and good luck with your blog! 💕💕💕
Thank you! <3 This is such an interesting prompt!
So these are just my headcannons/reactions to this prompt. You are free to disagree, they are not me speaking “only this is true.” Just my opinions/thoughts. I hope you enjoy! It’s long and going under a keep reading. Also some spoilers if you haven’t made it through the biggest plot thing in the early game-- the fall, god, and lilith.
Demon Brothers HC towards a religious but open MC~ 🙏
[𝟗:𝟐𝟓𝐩𝐦] 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫 ☾ the hut was warmly lit with torches and led lights that spread down from every corner of the walls. a great feast was laid upon the table, food stemming from a variety which included roasted pig, skinned sashimi, grilled food, and a ton of seafood that stretched across two long tables. the sea breeze was cool, the sand was warm on your feet, and the laughter that filled the faint music blasting on the speakers was nothing but a joyous melody that would soon fade into a precious memory in their ears.
it was the happiest the bunch has ever been. all the brothers plus you sat in front of the delectable feast, and you indulged yourselves in today’s events that were definitely worth bringing up. “do you remember when mammon got water sucked into his nose and ended up losing the swimming competition?! i’m so glad i got that on camera!” leviathan laughed, enlightening the rest of the table with the winner snapshot of their second eldest in his midst of suffering. mammon, the man of the hour, then started throwing hands at leviathan’s phone and exclaimed for him to delete it, creating a rouse of chaos that got satan involved because of a food splatter that landed on the brochure he was studying.
“literal children.” you heard lucifer sigh beside you, taking a good amount of sashimi in his mouth as he watched his brothers quarrel with an unimpressed glare. you giggled at how tired his voice sounded and slid him a shot of sake. “admit it. you’re having as much fun as we are.”
the eldest scoffed, but accepted the shot nonetheless. “the lot of you more than i am.”
when lucifer placed the shot glass down, he stared across the table at his six other brothers and you. the smiles that adorned your faces, the screams and childish squabble that you all never got tired of doing; it seemed as if this night has done something magical to make the entire family happier, make them…whole.
no, it couldn’t be the night. lucifer then hovered his gaze over to you, the oh-so persistent and stubborn you. he suddenly recalled a memory of the both you from not too long ago, perhaps five months ago. he specifically told you not to meddle with family affairs, yet he knew that you wouldn’t listen. he never understood why you were so determined to help him and his brothers out. you were dealing with demons after all. why should the problems of demons matter to humans like you? solomon was one thing, but you were an entirely different case.
a unique case.
at that very moment that lucifer kept his gaze trained on yours, he felt his world starting to spin slowly. suddenly, the figures from his peripheral were blurred and paused, as he could focus on you and only you. his eternal heart began to thump against his chest, and he felt the apples of his cheeks beginning to heat up at the sight of your smile, the sight of your joy. lucifer thought it was just the alcohol kicking in, yet he was reminded of your effect on him and how it made him look like an utter fool in love.
“i am a slave of your love, ready to love someone like you. until your heart becomes mine, you will not be fooled. you are the light in the dark and the brightness of the stars.” the echoes of the music playing in the background tuned louder to lucifer’s ears, and with the unconscious grip on his shot glass, he dimly wondered how such a human being like you was able to make him fall harder than he’s ever fallen.
“…fer, lucifer!”
the said man’s world started to function once again at the mention of his name as he blinked at you, snapping out from his thoughts. “w-what is it, [first name]?”
he definitely wanted to kiss that smirk off your face. “nothing. just wondering what was in that pretty little head of yours.”
oh, believe me. lucifer thought once you got back to chatting with asmodeus, your perfect smile and your perfect features etched into his vision. it’s nothing an avatar of pride would even handle.
MC: hmm smells like updog in here
Mammon: What's updog?
Mc: Not much, how about you?
*two hours later*
Mammon: Hmm smells like updog in here
Satan: .......
Levi: ........
Mammon: Wow it really smells like updog
Beel: .........
Mammon: WOW IT SMELLS LIKE UPDOG IN HERE
Lucifer: Oh for fucks sake. What's updog?
Mammon: Not much, how about you? HA GOTTA IDIOT
life’s worth living
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
I wish asmodeus would make love to me in my dreams
I wish Syl will go to horny jail
My actual wish is to dream about Lucifer
I wish I can get that hot springs lucifer ssr card

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[𝟏𝟎:𝟏𝟓𝐚𝐦] 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 ☼ the morning sun spews against the translucent curtains of lucifer’s room, casting rays upon his black slick sheets and flushed skins that laid beneath the bedsheets. your eyes twitch open at birds chirping, something you were shocked to hear first thing in the morning considering that on this time of your day, you would’ve fallen asleep by the sound of the birds. it’s a first for you to be awake like this, but it was many firsts for you to find yourself tangled in lucifer’s sheets, tangled in lucifer’s arms.
turning over to meet your boyfriend’s face, you smile softly at the peaceful features lucifer has on his dream-filled sleep. his chest rises with calm breaths, his bangs drape over his lashes, and his skin is flushed from the night before, small bruises littering all over his neck down to his chest. nevertheless, it’s a pretty sight for you, and you draw your fingers over to trace at his marks, proud of your artwork.
what did i do to deserve this man? you thought deeply to yourself, unaware that the smile on your lips has stretched into a bigger one. you never thought that you’d end up in this situation; hell, you never thought that you’d land in devildom in the first place. it was indeed a wonder how a fallen angel like lucifer allowed you to get on his good graces, and to think of what your parents would think when you would break the news about your relationship with him. the very thought makes you chuckle, but it’s a sound that’s loud enough to break your lover from his slumber.
lucifer groans a bit before fluttering his eyes open, his vision trying to focus on his surroundings. even when his vision is unfocused, he knows that you are wide awake, looking at him sweetly like he was a morningstar gleaming at the dawn of day. the thought makes him smile as he brings a hand to tuck a strand behind your ear, his heart swelling with a feeling he has learned to deem as love. “staring at me now, are you? does my sleep calm you?”
“you already speak highly for a man who has just woken up.” you snark but chuckle anyway. “yes, luci. seeing you asleep puts me at ease. it calms my worries when i don’t see you overworking yourself to the bone.”
this puts a smile on lucifer as he leans forward to kiss you sweetly on the lips, a stark contrast to last night’s events where your exchange of kisses were hotter and sloppier. you smile onto the tender kiss, and pull a way for a bit to stare into lucifer’s ruby-shining eyes before kissing him again, this time firm but loving nonetheless. the both of you knew that a long day was ahead of you both, and that you wouldn’t have so much time to see each other because of many events, but lucifer and you were sure that at the end of it all, the both of you would always find yourselves back at each other’s arms until the end of time comes.
Bonus: since y’all agree with me that he’s still the handsomest prince around.
GOOD ADDITION OP
BEST ADDITION
B l u e
(Lucifer x Reader)
Note: Listen to Blue Lips by Regina Spektor to get your feelings even more hurt
(Angst by the way)
He stumbled into faith and thought
"God this is all? There is" Lucifer mumbled, watching you from above, in the Celestial realm.
Yes, you were a human. But you were his. The only one who had not only seen him but feel him.
How did this happen? How did God find out one of its angels had fallen in love with a simple human?
It didn't matter now.
The punishment was about to arrive.
The pictures in his mind arose and began to breathe
He couldn't breathe well, for the first time in his life he was scared. Scared of what God would do to you.
A quick flashback took him to when he met you.
You were simply not ok, you were shattered. A lost soul about to give up on life itself.
But he held your hand and sheltered you under his wings.
And all the gods in all the worlds began colliding on a backdrop of blue
"Blue lips, Blue veins" you would constantly murmur whenever you were sad. He never understood why, but Lucifer found it beautiful.
He took a step but then felt tired
He said, I'll rest a little while
Lucifer had been visiting you regularly, everytime, feeling a little weak. He would often ignore it and succumb to your touch.
But when he tried to walk again
He wasn't a child
But God was smarter and wiser than the young angel. It was enough for him too look at Lucifer to know what was happening.
And all the people hurried past real fast and no one ever smiled
And so, there was Lucifer, standing in front of God himself among many other archangels and angels.
Everyone looked at him, disgusted.
"Blue lips, Blue veins" he mumbled to himself, remembering you.
-Blue, the color of the planet from far, far away- a familiar voice said.
It was you, or at least an image from you.
God was letting Lucifer see you one last time before your faith was decided.
He stumbled into faith and thought
God this is all there is
Lucifer started crying and yelling at God.
-Let me see her!- he cried and sobbed.
It was curious how even crying, Lucifer was still the prettiest angel existing.
The pictures in his mind arose
And began to breathe
God shook its head.
-You are my most precious creation, how could I let you turn impure?- he said.
And no one saw and no one heard
They just followed lead
Every single angel present started praying in a strange tongue, one not even Lucifer was aware of.
The pictures in his mind awoke
And began to breed
And so, he felt it. He felt how the memories you had of him vanished one by one.
He felt how you started forgetting everything he taught you and told you.
How beautiful you were, how not even God was as important, how worthy you were of heaven itself...
They started off beneath the knowledge tree
Then they chopped it down to make white picket fences
He was destroyed, Lucifer's heart started turning into ashes.
They marched along the railroad tracks
And smiled real wide for the camera lenses
God smiled.
-Doesn't it feel better now?- he asked.
They made it past the enemy lines
Just to become enslaved in the assembly lines
The following part is a story everyone knows. About the rebel angel that fought his own father along his brothers.
About how Lucifer fell from the Celestial realm.
However, it was not a matter of pride as the actual story tells, it was because God had destroyed the person he loved.
Blue lips
Blue veins
....
-I want you to welcome Mc- Diavolo said
Lucifer was in utter shock the moment he saw you.
It was you, his first and only love
Blue, the color of the planet from far, far away.
He didn't know what to do, you wouldn't remember him.
"Blue lips, Blue veins" he told you one day, giving up on his hopes.
He heard you gasp for a moment.
-Blue, the color of the planet from far, far away- you responded in tears.
You were unsure of how Lucifer knew those words. It didn't matter tho.
Blue, the most human color
You hugged him tightly.
Blue, the most human color
Kissing his lips softly, you told him how you were waiting for him.
Blue, the most human color
The angel one who would respond to your silent prayers.
Blue lips
Blue veins
Blue, the color of our planet from far, far away
Ya’ll ever just mistake barb’s little wings for tiny gremlin hands???
Bida ang Saya ~~~

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guys dont laugh hes vitamin d deficient 😭
This is from a comic about being creative. Read the rest on my website: 8 things I’ve learned about creativity.
A whole big-ass mood right now… Number 6 in particular is calling me out hard!
I swear I managed to reblog this before without noticing the link to the rest of the comic, which. Whoops.