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[nintendo direct voice] team up with James Cockenslopper on an extremely unwanted adventure! James And The Scorpion-Infested Crawlspace crawls onto Nintendo Switch 2 this fall!

for sale: 1400 gallons of lighter fluid. it used to be 1500 but i drank some of it

neurotoxic yaoi (a pair of twinks in their makeshift basement laboratory synthesizing brain-hurting chemicals and then huffing them)

found this big fucking rock in my backyard and i can't stop holding it and touching it and stuff because it makes me feel really good. i think it's trying to talk to me. i think it's trying to sell me a spectrum home internet plan. and it's kind of annoying tbh but i put up with it bc i like how the rock feels

LegalEagle second channel called LethalEagle where he uses his legal expertise to find ways to lawfully kill people and post footage of it online

let's get the facts straight. donkey kong cannot "lay pipe" because he does not have traditional genitalia. it was confirmed in nintendo power issue #732 that he has a cloaca. fuck you

lol i dare you to kill me. i triple dog dare you to pin me to the ground and strangle me to death, staring tearfully into my eyes, watching as the light leaves them. to break down sobbing at the act you have committed, knowing that it had to be done, yet still feeling the weight of having just snuffed out the life of the one you loved so much. then my ghost comes out and you gotta kick her ass too. i fucking quadruple dog dare you lmao

do you live on dixie highway? cos you're the only dick i see. highway