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[trying to be transgressive] jesus was a faggot! [realizing that was homophobic] but that's okay! we love gay people. i wish there was a book in the bible where he sucked a dick. i wish they'd add another book to the bible where jesus sucks dick. [realizing that was an extremely weird thing to say] uhh uhhhh anyways have you seen the backrooms movie i thought it was fucking gay [realizing that was also homophobic] i mean uh i
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i had a dream that eminem came out as tranfem and the only things she did was grow out her hair and get a hairless rat to sit on her shoulder 24/7. the rat was part of the transition. she still went by eminem
[guy who's trying to come up with a cool transgressive slogan but doesn't understand any part of what they're saying] All Cops Are Transsexual
some jackass cut me off in traffic so i hit their ass with the curse that causes them to develop a new organ attached to their bladder which periodically generates and secretes small bone fragments that must be painfully passed through the urinary tract. this new organ is also connected to the heart in a "dead man's switch" type of configuration, so it cannot be removed
imagining the pure ecstasy of eating pissy shitties outta the semen vortex
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[nintendo direct voice] team up with James Cockenslopper on an extremely unwanted adventure! James And The Scorpion-Infested Crawlspace crawls onto Nintendo Switch 2 this fall!
a pool for just the transfems
ooh baby yeahh baby pump me full of that good shit ough yeah
[the lady giving me a covid shot breaks the needle off in my arm and pushes me to the ground and everyone at the clinic takes turns kicking me in the head]
does anyone know how to talk to girls
for sale: 1400 gallons of lighter fluid. it used to be 1500 but i drank some of it
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neurotoxic yaoi (a pair of twinks in their makeshift basement laboratory synthesizing brain-hurting chemicals and then huffing them)
[me and my friend, a regular pair of cowboy-coded fuckers, walk into a saloon]
howdy, me and my pal Cockflayer Slim here have been workin hard all day shredding my son in the new SonShredder Plus we got at work last week, we could really use a drink 🤠
[the bartender jumps over the bar and tackles to me to the ground]
[the bartender grabs my face with both hands and gouges out my eyes with their thumbs]
[Cockflayer Slim quietly continues whittling away at his cock]
[my funeral is three days later. the only people in attendance are Cockflayer Slim and the bartender]
[flirting] hey girl do you like ari aster? cos there's a strange thing about my johnson 😏
[making an ill-advised joke at my urologist] hey man you know ari aster? cos there's a strange thing about my johnson 😥
found this big fucking rock in my backyard and i can't stop holding it and touching it and stuff because it makes me feel really good. i think it's trying to talk to me. i think it's trying to sell me a spectrum home internet plan. and it's kind of annoying tbh but i put up with it bc i like how the rock feels
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i fucking roll into the fucking weed barons house and his name is tayn’t and he fucking got a neck tattoo of a vagina and a gun and hes fucking like got a claws afixed to his finger and hes like “yo jfb youre my dog i just killed a guy want some pot” and im like ofc dog but while he isnt looking i grab fucking six thousand dollars and stuff thirty ounces of weeds in my jncos and he like lights up a blunt wrapped in gold for me and he tells me he wants to give me his ps4 and i say thank you but do you have any games for it and he says oh yeah heres bloodborne and dark souls 3 and i say thinanks
LegalEagle second channel called LethalEagle where he uses his legal expertise to find ways to lawfully kill people and post footage of it online
