Paramore was right. Hard times

was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

TL;DR YES OF COURSE IT IS. DUH.

I root for you I love you You you you

Do you think being attracted by them is a choice? Like if I am a lesbian I can’t choose it, right? Same thing. Also don’t tag every fucking serial killer on this world to get attention

Honestly I was going to argue with you but the fact that you compare being a lesbian to being attracted to actual serial killers tells me that it isn’t worth my time

THE SQUARE ROOT OF Y I K E S

full offense but the tenderness in lorde’s voice when she sings "but I still remember everything, how we’d drift buying groceries, how you’d dance for me / I’ll start letting go of little things ‘til I’m so far away from you, far away from you" is enough to keep me alive for 5000 years

Misgendering/deadnaming a trans person because you don’t like them as a person is extremely transphobic. Even if your reason for not liking them has nothing to do with them being trans. You are saying to all trans people that our genders are a privilege to be given or taken away, and that you don’t respect any of us; you are only choosing to humor us on the condition that we don’t cross you.