whole world in my right hand

so louis has the single. which means he could,,, how u say,,, drop it at any time

Gays not knowing strap means gun and straights not knowing strap means strap on has been the funniest miscommunication on the Internet so far

The popular 2000s song ‘DONTTRUSTME’ by 3OH!3 is most famously known for it’s iconic lyric “tell your boyfriend if he’s got beef that i’m a vegetarian and i ain’t fucking scared of him” however, another significant lyric from the song is “black dress with the tights underneath, I got the breath of the last cigarette on my teeth and she’s an actress but she ain’t got no need” In the song ‘kiwi’ off of harry styles’ debut self titled album, we see very similar lyrics such as: “In a black dress, she’s such an actress” and “She worked her way through a cheap pack of cigarettes” from these similarities, as well as the similar use of word play in the two songs we can come to the conclusion that ‘kiwi’ by harry styles is actually a direct allusion to ‘DONTTRUSTME’. This means it’s safe to assume the girl in kiwi and the girl in DONTTRUSTME are in fact the same person. However, ‘Kiwi’ is not the only song on ‘harry styles’ that references DONTTRUSTME. For example, In ‘Carolina’, harry says that “she’s got a family in carolina” and in DONTTRUSTME the lyric is “she’s got money from her parents in a trust fund back east” The state of carolina is on the east coast of the united states, so both songs reference a girl with a family that lives in the east. ‘carolina’ and ‘DONTTRUSTME’ also both mention a girl who often goes to parties and has a high alcohol tolerance. Based on these facts, i believe it’s safe to conclude that the album ‘harry styles’ by harry styles is in fact simply based on the hit song ‘DONTTRUSTME’ by 3OH!3

make a little conversation so long I’ve been waiting so let go of myself and feel alive. so many nights I thought it over, told myself i kind of liked her, but there was something missing in her eyes. i was stumbling, looking in the dark (ohho) with an empty heart but you say you feel the same. could we ever be enough? baby we could be enough and it’s alright calling out for somebody to hold tonight when you're lost, i’ll find the way i’ll be your light, you’ll never feel like you‘re alone i’ll make this feel like home. so hot that i couldn’t take it, want to wake up and see your face and remember how good it was being here last night. still high with a little feeling, i see the smile as it starts to creep in. it was there, i saw it in your eyes. i was stumbling, looking in the dark (ohho) i was stumbling, looking in the dark (ohho) with an empty heart but you say you feel the same. could we ever be enough? baby we could be enough and it’s alright calling out for somebody to hold tonight when you‘re lost, i’ll find the way i’ll be your light, you’ll never feel like you're alone i’ll make this feel like home. i’ll make this feel like home. baby we could be enough and it’s alright calling out for somebody to hold tonight when you’re lost, i’ll find the way i’ll be your light, you’ll never feel like you’re alone i’ll make this feel like home 🌈

i’ve got a one direction shaped heart

i also have a one direction shaped hole in my heart