Utility Closet

“Ay. Name’s Kalas. And, yeah, messes are... a thing, I guess.”

You get a weighty shrug and a reluctant look.

“They’ve got their own problems. Half of the reason I started talking to people outside of the closet was because of both of them, though. I liked ‘em, maybe wanted to chat sometime. Now, I don’t think I can without gross bodily harm.”

Hey, folks. Thanks for the follows and warm reception. Box is open if you want to toss me any questions, I’ll get around to ‘em when there isn’t another massive mess to clean up in the cafeteria, or another busted pipe.

“Oh, hey. Someone actually noticed my little blurb about myself on the company page. I wonder wh-”

> @askizzycat

“The... Magic cat. Oh.”

“I get noticed plenty. It’s not in the helloes, and it’s not in the thank yous. It’s in the office being put back together, the halls protected and upkept. The stains cleaned, the rooms repurposed.”

“We’re janitors.”

“After major incidents or accidents, janitorial staff steps in to clean it up. I’m usually in after them, or alongside them. We take the bite marks out of the walls.”

“We’re builders.”

“With the influx of staff, it’s more likely that damages are going to happen. With all of the fighting between the upper rungs, it doesn’t take long for things to break. Thankfully, with us around, it’s not long before their fixed, either.”

“Me?”

“I’m an Enchanter. People need to be rebuilt sometimes, too. Supported, assisted. Kept going. Monsters, with all of their tags and differences, need the same thing.”