god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

elf liberalism probably goes insane

"elf liberalism is basically the same as gnome fascism" - phrase that has been echoing in my head for the past 30 minutes

What the fuck does this mean?

its not my job to educate you

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

what if we admitted to each other that it's not always really romance that we want. What if we admitted that what we're really craving is intimacy and society taught us romance is the only way to get it.

one of my friends is petite-bourgeois and has big boobs. another one of my friends is petite-bourgeois and has small boobs. therefore it’s not the boobs that define petite-bourgeoisie, it’s something else entirely

it's all I need