cause of death: second hand embarrassment 

me, logically: it’s never gonna happen the tiny hopeful goblin in my brain: but what if it did

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

not only do i want the penguins NOT to visit the white house this year, i also want them to give the most thinly veiled excuses possible when asked. like oh, sorry we can’t be at the white house… sidney’s got a cold… tanger is washing his hair that day… geno just forgot how to speak english… not that we’d expect his russian to be too much trouble for the current white house staff, but all the same, 

oh my god wait this post is about hockey

When you’re told to evacuate because the Galactic Empire just took over your city, you only have time to grab the essentials.

Fuck.

the star wars eu is a wild fucking ride

“After the Rebels’ victory, Hood decided to take it easy.” with a daily supply of fresh ice cream i guess

Epic legends.

Every Star Wars Celebration has the Run of the Willrow Hoods. Dozens of fans cosplay as Willrow and run through the con with their ice cream makers.

^ Please tell me there’s video footage of this. Do people wait for the stampede and see if they can press one of the On switches without getting gored?

this is the greatest thing ever

That’s … a ride.

“Bye earthlings!”

where the fuck has this been all my life?????????

brrp brrrp brrrrp

this is the type of content i want to see on tumblr

“Two-legged, it’s still too early for you to sleep! What about the ritual of evening food-bringing?”