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Today I discovered ciao is derived from a late Latin word meaning slave and the direct meaning is “I’m your slave”

This is so funny how my ao3 account gains followers without me posting rn like wow this is funny ok

my periods are soon and my tits are soooo tender omfg

Im tired im giving avery restless legs when he is ready to sleep

i remember i told to a guy he has male baldness and he told me im a btich and shut up and im just saying bs just fro him to apologize months later and compare this with calling a girl fat and even saying his situation is even worse

I have a memory of my grandma using kinder surprise plastic egg as a talisman after poking holes and putting garlic in it