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hobowolf123

I like to think I'm the biggest man in the relationship

dreamydavid

I am too!

Oh, wait, you mean

Yeah no no you're not like that at all buddy..

#David the sheep #parody account #sorry to burst your bubble #uhhh #better luck next time??#idk sorry #:<

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sunrise-bird

Ahaha

I was just a kid when all that happened.

dreamydavid

Come on.

I'm in the living room if you need to talk.

#parody account #david the sheep #I will comfort you.#just breathe

Well a criminal and the flower shop owner walked in for couples counseling

If I don't make it tell my wife I love him

#david the sheep #parody account #hahaha #I'm scared #mmmm #:[

.

Well that was an interesting day

#david the sheep #parody account #Daddy issues!#haha..#sigh #my job yay

dreamydavid

I looooooooove chocolate

But I can't eat it because I'll get fat..

But it's sooooooo goooood...

sunrise-bird

I hate when you do this so much

dreamydavid

You still say "I do"

You knew what you were in for, love

#parody account #David the sheep #I love you #mwah mwah mwah

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I looooooooove chocolate

But I can't eat it because I'll get fat..

But it's sooooooo goooood...

#david the sheep #parody account #mmghh #so gooey #creamy #such a delightful taste upon my tongue #I can just imagine myself licking my lips for that sweet rich chocolate

Help I'm hiding from Bodhi Because he has the urge to peck at things that look at me

She's technically taken a bite out of every piece of cotton candy here

#david the sheep #parody account #I'm scared #don't tell them I'm in a closet #nononono #eeep

This is...a very excessive party.

I mean me and Bodhi do deserve it after the cult got chased out of town by that strange blue rabbit monkey

Bu

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Oh god bodhi got into the energy drinks

#david the sheep #parody account #help me #they're dragging me

sunrise-bird

WHYYY ARE #they MAKING A RETURN WTF. THEY WERE DORMANT AFTER I LEFT WHY ARE THEY ACTIVE AGAIN

dreamydavid

Sweetie remeMber what we Talked aBout

If you're ScArEd stay in a cErtaiN spot.

sunrise-bird

Babe...

I'm dumb as hell

dreamydavid

I'll tell you it in person because we don't know how many people are looking at our accounts.

#parody account #David the sheep #love you #but be sure the kids are with you

sunrise-bird

WHYYY ARE #they MAKING A RETURN WTF. THEY WERE DORMANT AFTER I LEFT WHY ARE THEY ACTIVE AGAIN

dreamydavid

Sweetie remeMber what we Talked aBout

If you're ScArEd stay in a cErtaiN spot.

#parody account #David the sheep #it'll all be ok #I promise #mwah

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sunrise-bird

Oh okay so that's fun. That's fun. That's fun!!!

dreamydavid

...

Is everything alright?

#parody account #David the sheep #scared #you're punching things #please don't punch me

sunrise-bird

My fiance hates me and wants me to die

dreamydavid

No! Never! I would never hate you!

...Why do you think that did you do something

👁️👁️

sunrise-bird

SEE, YOU HATE ME BECAUSE YOU AUTOMATICALLY ASSUMED I DID SOMETHING YOU WANT ME TO DIE

dreamydavid

Nooooo I don't I love you

You brought sunshine to my life when I felt as if I was doomed to do nothing but make others feel better without ever being able to think of myself

And you let me think of myself..you made everything perfect.

#parody account #David the sheep #plus you're silly #also you can fly

sunrise-bird

My fiance hates me and wants me to die

dreamydavid

No! Never! I would never hate you!

...Why do you think that did you do something

👁️👁️

#parody account #David the sheep #what did you do sweetums #you know I never get mad #I just get even lovie dovie #you definitely won't spend any time trapped in fluff

I think I'm getting fat

My pants kinda just ripped when I tried putting them on and now I can't go outside today :<

#im fat #and stupid #boo #:[

Sometimes I just wonder if I'm good enough for Bodhi

They're strong

Muscular

Beautiful

And I'm fat

Pathetic

And wimpy

:[

#david the sheep #parody account #im sad #what am i doing with life #ughhhhh

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sunrise-bird

Imtrappedundermyboyigdirfendsfluffhelpicanbarelt aww anhrntnfnsns

dreamydavid

And this ladies and gentlemen and nonbinaries is what happens when you don't sleep

You get sat on by a tubby therapist

#david the sheep #parody account #i think i mightve broke them #should i be worried

I hate it when my hubby gets all angsty and tries to stay awake all night

It means I have to grab them and hold her down until they relent and go to bed

#david the sheep #parody account #haha im on them right now #go to bed hun #or else youll be eepy #and you wont get any work done

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