Dream the World

my younger cousin’s favorite quote is “mamma mia that is a spicy meatball” and he says it all the time and earlier we went outside to play basketball and he tripped and fell over the uneven concrete and i was about to say are you ok when i heard “mamma mia that is a spicy sidewalk”

No one can convince me that Ginny wouldn’t be that parent that when her kid got in trouble for cursing at school she’d turn to them and just go “what the fuck kid”. 

#harry is facepalming in the background like ‘this is why james’s first word was tosser’ (via bisexualdinahlance)

I will never not reblog this. The 2 guys in the back are just ❤❤❤

Always reblog.

I’m so gay

the opposite of ‘we die like men’ is ‘we survive like women’

This is the plot of Fury Road

now that you pointed that out i’m 100% sure minerva knew about that

ok imagine all the marauders pretending to take a vow of silence for a month to keep that up. Like wearing chalkboards around their necks and writing out anything they have to say around teachers and coming up with another ridiculous reason every time someone asks why they’re taking a vow of silence like. We’re protesting the traditional student/teacher constructs and the unreasonable verbal requirements of school. We’re raising awareness of how funny we are and how much your lives are worse without our beautiful voices telling jokes. We’re in a very intense round of the Silent Game and we’re all here to WIN.

“So Remus, why aren’t you doing it?” (gives very fond look to the boys) “I’m not a moron.” “(deathglares)”

YES CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT THAT

Other student: Minnie, why aren’t you talking? McGonagall: *scribbles on a piece of parchment* “someone bet me I couldn’t and mama ain’t raise no bitch”

it’s 2 in the morning and this is hilarious

I still laugh at this every single time I see it.

THIS IS SO WONDERFUL AND AMAZING I’M TT-TT

The whale.