got lost went feral

I have gone on twt, it was a mistake. Hi.

c!Sapnap, dying from old age:

I love doing whatever I want. anyway. c!Phil and c!Sapnap making out.

you're literally so right now that i'm thinking about it... phil being the angel of *death* & also having helped to blow up a country and also lowkey took over a large portion of the world to be a ruler of an empire vs sapnap, a young demon who has done "bad" things but (almost) all in the name of protecting the ones he loves/loved....

sapnap totally convinced that he's the biggest baddest thing to ever come out of the dsmp and phil being like *takes long drag of cigarette* "cute. get back to me when you've slaughtered your way thru most of a server in order for you and your bestie to rule it with an iron fist"

Sapnap is like: woagh holy shit that's really hot

coming back to this bc imagine:

c!Dream: please put your bible in the basket I bought for it instead of reading it out loud at the dinner table.

#it could even work for tubbo to make the decision#like if wilburs not around then tubbos in charge of all the kids#he shouldn't be#but as the oldest he's parentified and made to fill in roles he's still unfit for#and it used to be fundy before who filled that role#being the oldest and actually related to Wilbur#but he acted out too much like tried to run away mayne? hang out with schlatt (who's an atheist and therefore the devil)#or eret who's for vaccines and provides Wilbur with scientific knowledge why his theories are shit (so he's a traitor and also the devil)#so within the group fundy got 'demoted' and is Heavily infantalized instead#also ranboos not in the oldest sibling role despite being older than tubbo#because He's newest jn the group and is told to hang around tubbo to 'learn things the proper way(#(get more indoctrinated)

Tommy: You know nothing of the true word of Christ the lord

#it has to be even funnier when Puffy shows up#because the others didn’t realize that women were an option for Dream

#WHY DO YOU WANT THEM TO KILL EACH OTHER?! D: #/j /j /j #They should fuck raw 😌

Ok so i told Loyal last night but I need to tell you guys. Do on my Tomodachi game, on Chamomile Island, its a free for all- everyone is at least 18 and bisexual.

new dsmp reset idea: people can remember certain emotions/feelings from Before but not the context behind said emotions and feelings, so they end up filling in those gaps with weird incorrect information to make sense of it all

And also!!! All of them are friends!! And they love and look out for each other. Sapnap remembers being alone, but knows that surely he eventually got better and got to go home :) and Dream remembers being hungry, but that was probably because he was sharing his food with his friends during the famine so they weren't as hungry :3 Sam remembers being possessive of Dream, but surely that's because someone tried to hurt Dream really bad and he wanted to keep his friend safe from that >:) Bad remembers being in a state of altered consciousness, but surely he was just in an episode until his friends could find him some medications to help with that :3 Ponk assumes Sam amputating their arm was because otherwise they could've died from infection and their friend was doing something necessary to save their life :) and George assumes he was just asleep a lot because he was sick and he's glad his friends took care of him :)

AU where Dream gets turned into a werewolf but he's not a wolf he's actually an alligator bc Florida and is so embarrassed that he's not a real werewolf that he's not gonna tell George but he DOES tell Sapnap so at least SOMEONE knows and whacky hijinks ensue as he and Sapnap try to hide the fact there's a a gigantic ass alligator randomly in the house every full moon. Patches is fully aware this is her bff and keeps hanging out with him.

George: oh a full moon

#this is so incredibly funny#George walks into the garage and finds a gator in Sapnap’s Tesla and Sapnap straight up gaslights George and says there’s nothing there#before driving away with Dream in the backseat#George takes a photo of gator!dream and shows it to Sapnap to prove that there is a GATOR in their house#and Sapnap goes ‘that’s photoshop George’#even though George took the photo#it culminates with George hinting at calling animal control (TO BE CLEAR HE ISN’T HE IS TRYING TO CALL SAPNAP’S BLUFF)#and Sapnap says#‘oh we don’t have animal control in Florida cuz we’re real mn

Not my fav but neeeeeeded to draw them in trans scars