I love god but he doesn't love me.

i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.

i like being gay and all, but holy shit, women are so cool!!!! i hope all women reading this have a wonderful day as well!!!!!!!!!

hey guys, quick reminder! this post is about uplifting other people!!! tags like 'ugh, but men are gross lol' or 'op has never met a man' are not welcome and will recieve an insta block! men are cool! women are cool! thank you for coming to my fucking ted talk! :-)

”lesbian are valid!” i shout. loud cheering and clapping ensues. “that includes nonbinary lesbians!” *the clapping continues.* “even amab nonbinary people!” *the clapping stops. people are murmuring to each other uneasily* “lesboys are also valid, because it is a term often used by trans men and transmasc people who spent so long in the lesbian community that they still feel companionship with it, and even if for some reason a cis man genuinely identified with the label lesbian, it literally would not affect you at all!” *the crowd starts throwing sticks at me*

the enemy of my enemy is also my enemy I fucking hate that guy

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

Could mean good things!

Hey @evilwizard. So, you up to anything new lately?

haha it’s funny you ask

it's because you're always in that damn coffin

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

being able to go to work with hickeys and bite marks on your neck is a human right.