Dream Lover

purposefully puts my friend group into a horror movie situation so we're traumabonded together for life :-)

realised moments after posting that this was likely the thought process of fred jones from scooby doo

@otagen

what's your blorbo show? the show that has so few characters who AREN'T your blorbos that the characters who aren't don't even count. The show where you're spending most of your watching time going "there they are! the specialest person in the world!"? I'll start, mines Merlin

blasts you with my transgender beam

the beam doesnt make you transgender, it IS transgender

the actual effect is 8d6 necrotic damage

thinking about the plur lifestyle

thinking about the plur lifestyle boys

whats plur

PEACE LOVE UNITY RESPECT: THE RAVER’S CODE

*thinks about the plur lifestyle*

I hate being a customer I hate doing that to someone

today is the one day of the year where hostile cyberbullying is not only allowed but encouraged. tear those rich motherfuckers apart. disintegrate them. you are the popular girl in the school cafeteria and they are all 16 year olds with a bad haircut and havent grown out of wearing aeropostale logo tshirts. sink your teeth in and feel better about yourself.

the safari zone is closed forever because an oddish threw up

country boys wear the tightest pair of blue jeans you’ve ever seen and unbutton their flannel to the nipple like.. who at this rodeo needs to know you’re a slut. the clown?

when it floods lesbians link together to form rafts and float to safety

when attacked lesbians release pheromones that signal to other lesbians and alert them of the presence of danger

a single lesbian can lift 20 times their own body weight

lesbians occur naturally on almost all corners of the globe

lesbians are able to navigate using the earth’s magnetic field

lesbians predate the ice age