Just Wingin' It

AHHH PERÚ DID THAT!!!

You can do anything if you’re wearing a hi-vis vest and hard hat.

chaotic good

must be a husband and some sons

I mean, think what you want, but I’m definitely sucking all four dicks.

Best blunt explanation EVER. I’d like the post again just for that comment, but tumblr won’t let me like it twice, so reblogging’ll have to do. 

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

It’s kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who can’t be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she can’t do, she tries to guide her to a safer decision. I’m not saying I’m 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it. 

next up on tumblr: psychoanalysing the mean girls mother.

same

you must have a lot of tea cups

i am very proud of your collection

hey guys

dude fholy shit

-Sanders:  Story time!  Little did this gumdrop know, they would soon grow up to be a mighty princess. -Kid:  I know. -Sanders:  (laughs)

this is the best picture i’ve seen in my life. this is a million dollar picture.

I appreciate the family and friends of the shooter, Omar Mateen, for not trying to protect him or make any excuses for what he did. They exposed him. They are giving answers the victims’ families desperately need in order to make sense of what has happened. They are putting the victims and the country before their own son, which is brave and difficult for them to do. Let us not attack them, or their culture, for what their son has done.