I fucking died

I’m fucking crying with laughter

This could save a life!

It’s not stupid. I promise. It’s not stupid to turn into your 5 year old self and get happy beyond measure for the little things. It’s not stupid to be proud of yourself for completing a load of laundry and washing the dishes. You aren’t lame for patting yourself on the back when you chose a salad over a burger. You’re taking care of yourself and each victory - no matter how small - is worth celebrating. 

You’re better off being alone than being with someone who makes you feel alone.

Same

Eric Andre is so surreal. It’s like they’re always in an SNL skit that’s gone too far

I thought I’d lost this forever. I will forever reblog.

That feeling you get when you kiss a girl and she keeps her eyes closed for just a few seconds after you pull away… reblog if you agree

This is so funny some of these are just lmao

Wooooow and I thought I’ve heard petty before

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty