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Stranger Things
will byers stan first human second
Claire Keane
noise dept.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Misplaced Lens Cap
@theartofmadeline
Xuebing Du
if i look back, i am lost
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
cherry valley forever
YOU ARE THE REASON
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Kiana Khansmith
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@dreamchascrs
hi!! i’m kaktus and this is my independent, selective multimuse blog! i’m just here to make friends and rp with them and hopefully have some fund idk <3<3
anyway just look here for my rules and info about my muses (it’s still in progress and muses are still being added but my main ones have their bios at least :’)) and then feel free to hit me up or whatever heh <3
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Riley Johnson x Sam Wilson.
kind of. rlly wanna add dir.k gently, t.odd brontz.man and f.arah b.lack to my muses hmmM
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Riley can’t help but chuckle, immediately putting his arms tightly around Sam and kissing their head. “Alright alright next time I’ll give you a heads up. Should I just yell look out babe or did you have something else in mind?”
Honestly, it’s been a long time since he felt this at ease with someone - he almost forgot what’s it like. At this point he feels like he is just sinking more and more into Sam, wanting to breath in the last bit of their scent if he could. It’s times like this when he feels like time has stopped - in a good way and not in the way it felt timeless and endless when he was captured and alone. “I’m surprised that you didn’t say anything about the cute cows.” He knows Sam doesn’t like cows all that much.
Sam purses their lips, shooting Riley their deadliest glare, though, really, they’re just trying not to laugh. “Whatever,” they say, rolling their eyes. “We both know I can outflirt you anytime, anywhere.”
They can’t help but splutter at Riley’s next words, gently pushing into him with their shoulder. “Well, I was going to, before I was so rudely attacked,” they grumble, wrapping their arms around Riley as well, both to show that he’s joking and also in case Riley decides to retaliate. And maybe, also, because Riley is warm and comfy, and they don’t really want to move away at all. “Right. First of all, cows are in no way cute. They’re actually horrifying. But I guess maybe since aliens are horrifying as well, they’d find the cows cute? Except, y’know, cows are pretty much demons in disguise, so what the hell would the aliens want with them anyway? I mean there’s gotta be something more than them just being cute, if the aliens are gonna tolerate them. Right?”
starter for @dreamchascrs from dave katz
It’s only been a bit more than two months since everything had changed. Since he had been shot. Since he should have died. Since he came to the 21st century.
Though everything slowly started to settle it was still difficult for Dave to process everything that had happened. One of Klaus’ siblings - was it Allison? - said something about support groups for veterans. Where they could go and talk about everything that’s haunting them.
Since Klaus explained this whole internet and google thing to him he decided to check if there was one of those groups nearby. There was.
After thinking about it for another few days he decided to just give it a shot. What could go wrong? He told Klaus he wanted to take a walk to clear his head (that’s not entirely wrong at least) and went there.
The meeting lasted a bit longer than an hour. There were many people, talking about their time in Afghanistan or Iraq - Dave didn’t even know there were wars there happening - but he stayed quiet, deciding to just listen for now.
After it was over he decided to go up to the guy who had led the group. “Hey, thanks for… doing this.” he gestures towards the room, a rather shy smile on his face.
After a few years of working at the DOV, Sam’s become somewhat of an expert at recognising when people are showing up for the first time. There’s always a certain look on their faces, this insecurity, a question of if they should really be here or not, but also, most of the time, a little bit of relief, like coming home after a long time away. Plus, of course, considering all the time he spends here, if their face doesn’t look familiar, they probably haven’t been here before.
Therefore, it doesn’t take him very long to notice the new guy. He doesn’t say anything at first, just starts the meeting with a general welcome to everyone, thanks them for coming, starts the meeting like he always does. He’s not that surprised when the new guy stays quiet, it’s not that unusual, but— well, he makes a note to try to catch him after the meeting, at least. The worst thing is when a new face shows up, once, and then never again. He can’t help but wonder about those, sometimes, what’s happened to them, if he could have done something more.
Thankfully, he doesn’t have to try very hard to catch this one, since he comes up to him after the meeting. Sam can’t help but smile back at him, a little relieved. “Of course,” he says, waving off the guy’s thanks. He wants to say it’s his job, but— well, it’s not just that, not for him.
“You’re new, right? I mean, I haven’t seen you around before,” he says, before offering the guy his hand. “I’m Sam. How about we get some coffee, and I can show you around?” he asked, hoping the guy would accept. He figured coffee would be the best start, get him to stick around, and then hopefully Sam could help him with whatever it was he needed.
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“no one has died listening to a beyonce song.” (ned @ peter)
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“Uh, what? I don’t think.... I mean, that can’t be possible, like, if you consider all the people that die every day, plus the amount of time she’s been releasing super popular music, it just doesn’t make sense, statistically, that—” Peter stops, blinking, realising a little too late that Ned probably isn’t being serious.
“Right. I mean— If you think it will help, I guess we can put Daddy Issues on the mission playlist.”
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hi i’m here to talk about characters with aches
aches from old injuries. finicky battle wounds, stiff joints from being restrained in captivity - things that their body never erased, pain that reminds them every day of what they went through. maybe it’s obvious, like a limp, or maybe it’s something that is only clear with early morning stretches and groans. maybe the aches grow worse in rainy weather, or when they think about the injury that caused the soreness.
a character who has to live with aches, and the painful memories behind them.
✰ — — — THE GOOD PLACE SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ hi, guys! i’m broken. ’ ‘ send nude pics of your heart to me. ’ ‘ man, repressing your feelings is great. ’ ‘ i just want to sit and stare at nothing and silently scream for the rest of time. ’ ‘ birth is a curse and existence is a prison. ’ ‘ it’s ancient history? it was happening until twenty seconds ago. ’ ‘ one of the perks of living alone is that i get to just walk around naked. ’ ‘ i’ll miss you too, you sexy skyscraper. ’ ‘ you were already at almost-maximum hotness, but now you look like a sexy, tan rapunzel. ugh, the dream. ’ ‘ well, hooking up with someone with the exact same name, it is kind of a fun, narcissistic fantasy… i could be into it. ’ ‘ so far, i’m the best student. i’m gonna be the velociraptor. ’ ‘ i feel like ‘friends’ in season eight, out of ideas and forcing joey and rachel together, even though it made no sense. ’ ‘ i once got lost on an escalator, so i’m not exactly christopher columbus. ’ ‘ we’ve been through this thousands of times. i mean, can you… just chill out? is that possible? ’ ‘ you deserve to be happy because you are an impressive, thoughtful, and special person… not to mention, you have a rockin’ bod. ’ ‘ any place or thing in the universe can be up to 104% perfect. that’s how we got beyonce. ’ ‘ because of reasons. there are reasons! they exist and i don’t want to explain them right now. ’ ‘ i’m a canyon… full of poo-poo. ’ ‘ they are a couple and i am a third part of that couple. ’ ‘ it’s suddenly very important that i get drunk. ’ ‘ you got dreams in life? that’s lit. ’ ‘ be nicer to yourself. ’ ‘ how can i say no? …can i say no? ’ ‘ i don’t have a house. i live in a boundless void. ’ ‘ i have no idea what’s going on, but everyone is talking and i should too. ’ ‘ be nicer to yourself. ’ ‘ i’m too young to die and too old to eat off the kid’s menu. what a stupid age i am! ’ ‘ is this a game? i go first. i call blue! ’ ‘ aw, man. i wanted to push that button. not cool, dude. ’ ‘ we know everything. i don’t understand much of it, but you know, i know it. ’ ‘ that was my first time as a fashion ‘don’t’ and i did not care for it. ’ ‘ i’m just a girl, towering over a boy, asking him to admit he loves me. ’ ‘ hey there hot stuff, can i get you a cup of coffee? ’ ‘ do you have any feelings like that for me again now? ’ ‘ no, no, no, dude, dude, dude, you don’t have to explain yourself. we are on the same page. ’ ‘ i am revved up to learn, man. my brain is horny! ’ ‘ i used to think about how it’s weird they don’t make pants that are just one big pant leg for both your legs. ’ ‘ i felt bad about what i did. it was a weird feeling. not used to it. didn’t love it. ’ ‘ yeah, i love you. ugh, that’s embarrassing. i feel so itchy. ’ ‘ go fork yourself, you mean giraffe. ’ ‘ who needs a soulmate anyway? my soulmate will be… books. ’ ‘ what do we do? panic? freak? i usually panic, but i am happy to freak! ’ ‘ we’re gonna have assignments and quizzes and papers… it’s gonna be so much fun! ’ ‘ i’m in a perfect utopia and i have a stomachache. ’ ‘ i need to step outside for some air. and… i will not be back. for many days. ’ ‘ the point is, you’re cool, dope, fresh, and smart-brained. ’ ‘ yeah, dude. i’m not a monster… anymore. ’ ‘ i’m good. just hang out with her and name constellations after each other or whatever it is nerds do. i’m fine on my own. ’ ‘ i’m in this. we’re a team. ’ ‘ she makes the bass drop… in my heart. ’ ‘ is that some kind of nerd pick-up line? because it’s only kind of working. ’ ‘ ugh, of course your hugs are amazing. ’ ‘ okay, that’s really specific and that makes me think that you definitely did do that. ’ ‘ yeah, mm-hmm, everything is fine, it’s okay, yeah. i’m fine. so, it’s all fine. ’ ‘ look away! everybody look away. i’m going to keep watching, but you guys look away. ’ ‘ ugh, talking about your feelings is the worst. ’ ‘ i’ve been keeping a secret from you… about you. the thing is, it’s not even harming you and if i tell you i feel like it might harm you. so, uh, ethically speaking, i don’t think i have to tell you. ’ ‘ has anyone ever told you what a drag you are? ’ ‘ ‘bearer of bad news’? uh, i think you mean ‘bad news bear’. ’ ‘ honestly, the best move is to get another dude and just go to town. rebound guy. ’ ‘ but i am happy for them! i am! i am! am i? i am! i am not. i am not. i am not that. i am not happy for them. ’ ‘ i totally get it. i mean, he’s a ding dong, but also a straight hottie. ’ ‘ you want to hear his side? oh, no, no, no. that’ll only slow things down. ’ ‘ no! right? no, it felt like a no when i was doing it. ’ ‘ here’s the thing, i’m nice to you and you’re mean to me. there’s something wrong about that, but i can’t put my finger on it. ’ ‘ how am i doing? oh, well, you know… stomach’s in knots, i’m stress-grinding my teeth, and it feels like i’m being suffocated. ’ ‘ just shove your feelings way deep down, plaster on a smile, and pretend your having fun. ’ ‘ just shove your feelings way deep down, plaster on a smile, and pretend your having fun… just like i do when someone starts talking about their kids. ’ ‘ how do i put this delicately… it’s all stupid garbage! ’ ‘ i’m sorry i dragged you into this. ’ ‘ i’m sorry that i never did laundry… and that i waited until you were about to do yours and secretly tossed mine into the basket to trick you into doing it. ’ ‘ that’s a very, very bad idea. don’t be yourself! ’ ‘ great. yet again, it’s everyone against me because everyone except me is an idiot. why am i the only person who clearly sees what’s going on here? ’
mbmbam sentence starters!
taken from various podcast episodes and the tv series!
“idiot can’t make his own pancakes, how pathetic.”
“what would you do if an arby’s manager punched you in the face?”
“shooting guys with master chief, my best friend.”
“is bronze bulletproof?”
“i would like to formally request that you start referring to me as ‘king nuggets’.”
“for a fifty i would fight everyone around me in a one hundred foot radius.”
“you dumb piece of shit.”
“does anybody know how to curse a real sword?”
“can you curse a nerf sword?”
“it seems like you’re upset about literally every word in this sentence.”
“don’t do a hit.”
“i’m too fucking strong and way too fucking sexy to be murdered in this shower right now.”
“you’re too strong to be killed.”
“no one has died listening to a beyonce song.”
“you thought the psycho was out there? surprise, the psycho is in here.”
“i use the beyonce to keep me pumped up to kill somebody.”
“batman jokes aside…”
“this makes me so mad i could bust a nut.”
“you’ve made me so frustrated i’m seriously about to bust a nut right here.”
“i think if I see a guy in a bolo tie, i know it’s time to party.”
“you know what? boners are beautiful and that’s the way of life.”
“would you be shocked to find that the best ways to find demons is on yahoo answers?”
“can you cook and eat the beans from a beanbag chair?”
“i’m talkin’ ‘bout that dank herb!”
“i just take a lot of naps.”
“so many of emotions are hunger based.”
“oh no no no no no.”
“i’m not gonna be here one day. it’s all gonna stop one day.”
“she is a pure being of light.”
“if you need me, i’m on my mobile.”
“what do i say when i touch his dick?”
“that’s like the sweetest dick.”
“so this is the clown box.”
“i abandoned my boy!”
“abstinence until i die.”
“yo, what the fuck, dog?”
“i’m the protector and king of chillidelphia.”
“fuck you, nerds!”
“i’m ready to bust a nut in this job.”
“young, dumb and full of…you know.”
“you’re a jerk person.”
“LIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP.”
“EAT THAT SHIT, _______!”
“premarital sex is only gonna get you one thing; pleasure. the second one is babies.”
“just to prove that i’m gonna rip a phonebook in half.”
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THINGS MARKIPLIER SAYS SENTENCE STARTERS
Am I supposed to be scared?
Bitch, what are you gonna do now?
Come on! Come at me! Get some.
Excuse me, but what the fuck?
Forgive and forget.
Fra - gi - le. Must be French.
Goddamn it you sack of tits
Hello, 911? I’m breaking into my neighbor’s house.
Hello, neighbor!
Hello, you look tired! Also stupid.
Hello? I’m new to the neighborhood.
He was just mildly concerned that someone was in his house.
Hey, that’s uncomfortably close.
He’s stuck in his own trap like an idiot.
I am not Benedict Cumberbatch.
I don’t know what that is but I think it’s really stupid.
I don’t know what the fuck happened there.
I don’t like this place at all. Nothing in this place is cool.
If I do that, I’m gonna die.
I know that sound. I know exactly that sound.
I played with all the doodaddies.
Is it never going to be daytime?
Is that a crime? Probably.
I still got your remote, bitch.
I still have the flashlight.
It doesn’t work - wait, fuck - does it? Oh, it does.
I think that was a lie.
It isn’t too weird of a thing to imagine.
I’m assuming I did something wrong.
I’m gonna get up there and do the thing with the people.
I’m just going to barge into your home, don’t mind me.
I’m just gonna go to bed.
I’m not in your house! You’re in my house!
I’m so lonely.
Just gonna steal his milk, and his broom, and his pot.
Let’s get a good look at that ass.
Let’s keep the lights off, I like to make it creepier.
Looks pretty wimpy to me.
No reason to be nervous, I’m a human just like you.
Oh, look - a skull.
Oh, this has not been taken care of.
Oh my God, he’s got a glue collection. At least I hope that’s glue.
OH MY GOD I GOUGED HER EYES OUT I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW I COULD
Okay, well that’s terrifying.
Ring around the rosie!
Screw you. Screw you a lot.
Take one more step, I’m gonna call the police.
That was a screaming head. Okay then.
That was rather profound - but did it have anything to do with what’s going on right now?
The land value in this town must be shit.
There is no reason to be upset.
There’s a key in an apple.
There’s been a lot of changes.
These look fun.
This apple is my goodwill offering.
This is awesome - freaky, but awesome.
This isn’t exactly a good hiding spot.
Uh oh - blood.
Well, I need to get inside.
What did I just get myself into?
What is this all about?
What was I supposed to do?!
What’s wrong with me?
Who be bangin’?
Whoop - shit, didn’t mean to throw that.
Whoosh - okay, whoosh.
Who’s knocking on the other side of that goddamn door?
Why am I here?
Why are there doors on the ceiling?
Why did I buy this house?
Why is his car crashed into his yard?
Why is it oozing?
Why is there a big demonic symbol on the wall?
Wire, wire, where do you lead?
Yay. Good for me. I did it.
Yes, good - yes excellent - the baby’s crying.
You are a trusting individual and I like that. I like that a lot.
You didn’t hear shit.
You know how much of a genius I am.
You know what? Come on, kill me, I don’t even care.
You’ll never have any control in your life.
You’re not allowed to be that fast.
// oof i just did baldur’s bio and now my brain is fried rip
Sam Wilson + blessing us all with his smile
continued from here | @heroedworld
“Right,” Sam says with a little laugh. She’s right, definitely but... that wasn’t quite what he’d meant. “I mean, yeah, obviously, but– well, what I meant was, they’re out there,” he clarifies, gesturing towards the door currently separating them from the extraterrestrials. “Aliens. Right out there. And I don’t think they’re very friendly.”
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continued from here | @heroedworld
“Oh no,” Sam says, shaking his head slightly. “Oh, you do not want to get into that with me.” He could probably talk his head off about ghosts, if allowed, and neither of them had the time for that. “Definitely some of both, though. Gotta be a real bad death for all that negative energy to–– uh, you know. Make a ghost. And something’s gotta keep them here, right? So. Gotta be both.” There. That was short... and way too serious, he was now realising, for something that began as a joke. Crap. “I mean. Hypothetically. If ghosts were a thing, you know? I mean, what do you think? You think they’re out there?”
Identity is transient and ever-shifting, shaped by our realities and relative to our environments. I think it’s a lens through which we navigate the world, and so it is inevitable that as I grow and change my experiences of life and love permeate the art that I make
