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“You look hungry.”

“This… what is this?”

“How’d you find out?”

“Are you catching a cold?”

“That’s very questionable.”

“Do you ever just shut up?”

“Oh, I don’t like the looks of this.”

“Oh no, you sweet summer child.”

“… You don’t actually get it, do you?”

“You look like you haven’t slept in days.”

“Did you actually walk all the way here?”

“There’s nothing wrong with speaking up.”

“You don’t deserve to be treated like that.”

“Don’t you think you’re taking this too far?”

“Why do you let them talk to you like that?”

“I love this so much. I could do this all day.”

“What made you think this was a good idea?”

“No, sorry, that’s really not a good look for you.”

“You’re smarter than you give yourself credit for.”

“I care about you. This isn’t going to change that.”

“Next you’ll tell me you’re a superhero in disguise.”

“I often find myself questioning how you’re still alive.”

“I know you were just crying. Your eyes are still puffy.”

“Seriously? You’re just gonna sit there and do nothing?”

“Respect is earned. And you still have a long way to go.”

“You don’t have to make it up to me. It wasn’t your fault.”

“I don’t think you’re grasping the severity of the situation.”

“You thought it couldn’t get any worse. Well, it got worse!”

“I think my mind has gone places it will never fully recover from.”

“Just because you’re brave doesn’t mean you need to be reckless.”

“I know you’re going through a rough time. Can I get you anything?”

“So, you’re telling me, if you had the chance to change it, you wouldn’t?”

“You had multiple chances to reconsider this choice. And you still made it.”

“I don’t know what’s going on with you, but you need to get your act together.”

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Sentences taken from Slay The Princess: The Pristine Cut by Blacktabby Games! Change Pronouns As Needed!

CW: Angst, Fluff, Comedic, Romantic

"Now we can both enjoy the mutual romantic subtext to this murder!"

"Yeah do you not know what The Look is? Even I know what The Look is."

"Do you think we can throw her out the window?"

"Hey you threw it out the window even though I just told you not to, I'm proud of you!" 

“WHY DO YOU HATE ME?” 

“What do you mean? This is what you wanted. Idiot.” 

"We ain't done yet, we get up."

"She asks that I tell you to remember her. You won't." 

"BEHOLD! The PERFECT woman!"

“I didn’t think you’d come back. We’re going to have a lot of fun, you and I!” 

“He’s making fun of us!”

“If only I were capable of throwing myself off a bridge.”

"Do I miss your heart because I can’t stand to see it go?"

“I will not be described into submission.” 

"By believing in your limitations you put a shackle on your neck."

"The number of stabbing implements I have is practically zero!"

"The world can't be bad if you're still in it."

"There are few things more terrifying than one's own heart, and there is almost nothing more terrifying than sharing it with another."

" ...do you not have anything witty to say? I could use a good bit of wit right now."

"The End. Nice knowing you."

"You're using a lot of words to say a lot of nothing."

"But violence and passion are dances that both of us know well."

"No. You stop that! Stop all this nonsense."

"If you want us to ignore her, then why did you tell us any of that 'wide pleadin eyes begging for mercy' business to begin with?"

"Whatever you're trying to do right now, you don't have to do it alone."

"You have no idea how good it is to hear you."

"I think you know who I am."

"HA! YOU BASTARD! Even face-to-face, you find a way to stab me in the back."

"I know you and you're hideous! Absolutely wretched! Just like me!"

"You ask of things that cannot be done."

"Why wouldn't I be kind to you? You are the only thing I know that isn't me."

"Fuck this guy. Don't trust him."

"You will have your rest in due time, and I am sorry for the burdens I place on you."

"I would never dare to tarnish our relationship by assuming myself above you."

"Names are their attempts to capture that which cannot be captured."

"Sweet! I've always wanted to off a monarch. Viva la revolucion!" 

"Oh, you bastard! You're in for it now. I'm wise to your tricks!"

“My will triumphs yours."

"We've hurt each other plenty, and I still like you."

"What nooo I wouldn't stab you."

"Why? Why did you let me do this?!"

"It takes a wretch to know a wretch, and we're all at the bottom of the barrel here."

"They're good questions. Great questions, even. But they don't have any answers."

“Do not mourn her; She has finally been heard.”

"Last time? If somebody came into my house and tried to kill me and I cut his neck open and then he stabbed me in the heart and we both died looking into each other's eyes, well, surely I would remember that! But I don't, so it must not have happened!"

"I just want to make you happy!"

"You've been kinder to me than anyone else I've met. Thank you."

“I’m not going to destroy the world, but I am going to hold it in my hands and squeeze it.”

"Oh that's right! Yeah, fuck this guy, don't trust him."

"If the world ended, how are we talking?"

"I'm going to die now! I think that's what you want."

"You've changed"

"And you've stayed exactly the same"

"I'll be damned. We're doomed."

 For everyone's sake, you're not in love."

 "They always say it's lonely at the top. I didn’t think they actually meant it."

“Ignore all the criticism. You’re doing great!” 

"She's been like me this whole time. She's just been hiding it."

torches would make this easier.

be ready for trouble.

this guy's not getting any fresher.

i'm supposed to show you the ropes.

let's investigate a murder.

this can wait until a reasonable hour.

______ is indisposed.

people want magistrates dead on principle.

i thought it was nothing.

should you be doing that?

you're greener than glass.

i know why you're here.

did you kill him?

this is bigger than a murder.

don't draw their gaze.

they will drown the city in blood.

we're not actually listening to this, are we?

it may already be too late.

you can get some shut-eye.

you're not going to want to see what comes next.

you've got nothing.

no corner cutting.

none of your dramatics.

nobody gets away with murder on our watch.

how could this have happened?

get your arse down here!

we need to have some words.

if i killed him, i'd have waited until after he paid me.

what a nice surprise!

i have something you might be interested in.

this doesn't look very interesting at all.

aren't you just perfect?

what you have claimed belongs to greater powers.

aren't you just the loveliest thing, though?

where do bad people usually go?

you flaming pile of dog shit!

you're about twenty minutes too late to be any damned use.

i took his hand as a souvenir.

try to stay out of trouble for the rest of the afternoon.

play the game for a moment.

we're being watched.

you have a reputation.

i heard you were retired.

might buy myself a tavern.

that's the smartest thing i've ever heard you say.

i have my moments.

there's no having any peace here.

is that the going price on a man's life now?

men die all the time.

i have something for you.

what do you want in exchange.

dialogue starters for first time meetings in historical or fantasy settings.

“forgive my intrusion. have we met before?”

“you walk as one accustomed to long roads.”

“it is rare to find another soul in this place.”

“you bear the air of someone with purpose. may i ask your name?”

“the wind carries your scent of distant lands.”

“you seem far from home, stranger.”

“your robes speak of refinement, yet your eyes tell another story.”

“may i share your fire for a while?”

“it seems fate has led our paths to cross.”

“you handle that weapon with care. a practitioner, perhaps?”

“have you come seeking fortune, or fleeing something?”

“i did not expect company in such a lonely place.”

“you carry a heavy heart. the road must have been unkind.”

“are you a wanderer, or one with a destination in mind?”

“you move with discipline. do you belong to a sect?”

“the way you observe the horizon... what do you see there?”

“i could not help but notice your talisman. a charm for protection?”

“you seem unafraid, even here. that is uncommon.”

“your presence disturbs the silence yet i do not mind it.”

“do you often travel alone, or am i witnessing a rare moment?”

“you look as though you’ve seen ghosts.”

“the stars are kind tonight. perhaps that is why we meet.”

“a name has power. would you share yours?”

“i sense a story behind those eyes.”

“the tea is still warm, if you would sit and rest.”

“do you always meet strangers so fearlessly?”

“you wear no crest or banner, are you unaffiliated?”

“your aura feels… unfamiliar. what manner of cultivation is that?”

“there’s something about you the heavens seem to favor.”

“the world is wide, and yet we cross paths here. curious, isn’t it?”

“your silence speaks louder than words.”

“you carry an old wound. is it battle, or memory?”

“do you seek shelter, or solitude?”

“you’ve seen much, and yet your gaze holds wonder.”

“your voice carries conviction. you must believe in something deeply.”

“even the moon seems to follow you.”

“if i did not know better, i’d say destiny enjoys such meetings.”

“you seem out of place, or perhaps the place is out of time.”

“tell me, stranger. what is it you’re searching for?”

“the night is long. shall we pass it in conversation?”

“your weapon hums faintly. is it bound to your spirit?”

“you don’t avert your gaze. most would.”

“that pendant... it resembles one i once saw in the capital.”

“has the road been kind to you, or cruel?”

“you seem weary, but your steps haven’t faltered.”

“do you believe in omens?”

“you have the bearing of someone who’s seen battle.”

“tell me truthfully, do you trust me?”

“your presence feels... familiar, like a dream i’ve forgotten.”

“you stand as though waiting for someone.”

“if i asked what you’ve lost, would you answer?”

“your hands are steady. a healer’s, perhaps?”

“the forest seems quieter since you arrived.”

“you remind me of someone... though i cannot say who.”

“do you always travel under the moon’s light?”

“you seem untouched by fear. is that wisdom, or recklessness?”

“if we had met under gentler skies, would you still look at me this way?”

“the scent of rain follows you. were you caught in a storm?”

“i wonder, what kind of person leaves footprints like yours?”