Happy April Fool's Day DRDT fandom!
And while some are celebrating with Megace Day notmetotally, I celebrate with memes and some incorrect quotes for the soul!
Funny incorrect quotes for April Fools'(Of course Megace and Monovid will be in here)
David: Bye, MonoTV! Bye, Ace! Bye, Teruko! Bye, Xander! Bye, MonoTV!
Megamind: You said 'bye MonoTV' twice.
David: I like MonoTV.
Whit:Ā I've got a weapon, and I'm... admittedly VERY afraid to use it!
Eden:Ā Whatās sexting?
David:Ā I'm not having this conversation with you.
J, chapter 4 as she got away with murder:Ā I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all seven of them were today.
J:Ā Be kind. Everyone is fighting their own battles.
Eden:Ā Why would I be kind? I will be brutal and relentless and ride into battle by their side!
Whit:Ā Whereās Xander?
Nico:Ā Around.
Whit:Ā Around?
Whit:Ā You donāt have any idea, do you?
Xander, dropping down from above:Ā Did you know thereās a space above the ceiling?
Teruko, to someone that angered them:Ā Holds two middle fingers
Hu:Ā Canāt say Iām surprisedā¦
Xander:Ā Yeah, flip em off, Teruko!
Nico, confused:Ā Holds one middle finger
Hu and Xander, both very distressed:Ā NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Charles:Ā How do you tell someone their breath stinks?
Veronika:Ā Hey, I'm bored, let's drink mouthwash.
Arei:Ā Hello, In-and-Out, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.
Megamind: I love you.
Ace: I am one of the 3 most predicted Chapter 2 killers what the fuck.
Whit:Ā Everyone has a toxic trait. Except Nico, theyāre perfect.
Nico:Ā Wrong! My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a raccoon.
Arei:Ā How petty can you get?
Ace:Ā I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Charles:Ā I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The Squad:Ā Awwww-
Charles:Ā And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The Squad:Ā Oh.
Arturo:Ā Arenāt you going to say āhave a nice day?ā
Ace:Ā I donāt care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day.
Arei:Ā My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.
David:Ā My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.
Xander:Ā My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.
Veronika:Ā My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.
Ace:Ā I think it's time to start fucking some shit up.
Eden:Ā Oh no.
Ace:Ā More like "oh yes!"
Whit is substitute teaching
Student:Ā What did you say?
Whit:Ā I said, whoever threw that paper, your momās a hoe!
Student: And yours is dead!
Whit: ...
Eden:Ā watching the squad's shenanigans with concern Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand?
Charles:Ā I don't know. Feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked callers list.
Nico:Ā Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?
Ace:Ā A pet WHAT?!
Xander:Ā William Snakespeare.
Charles:Ā Iām having salad for dinner!
Arturo:
Charles:Ā Well, fruit salad.
Charles:Ā Actually, itās mostly grapes.
Arturo:
Charles:Ā Okay, itās all grapes.
Charles:Ā Fermented grapes.
Arturo:
Charles:
Arturo:
Charles:Ā Itās wine.
Charles:Ā Iām having wine for dinner.
Arturo: Share.
Xander:Ā Relationships should be 50/50. David cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
Eden:Ā Nico, J, Iāve left a letter telling your guardians not to worryā
Nico:Ā They wonāt.
Eden:Ā That youāre safeā
Nico:Ā Thatāll just depress them.
Eden:Ā āand youāll see them in a few weeks.
J:Ā Do we have to?
The Squad is eating dinner
Hu:Ā Can you pass the salt?
Arturo:Ā throws Veronika across the table
Veronika: WEEEEEE
Arei, to Rose:Ā You're not Mario. Lets get something fucking straight, you're Luigi at best.
Arei:Ā FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED!
Arei:Ā BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!
Eden:Ā Arei just threw a tantrum about a chair.
Eden:Ā I just won Arei Tantrum Bingo.
Min:Ā Why do you look like that?
Nico, laying face-first on the floor:Ā Like what?
Min:Ā Like youāre dead.
Nico:Ā Itās because Iām dying. Leave me here to perish.
Charles:Ā Nico accidentally called Rose ābabeā in front of everyone today.
Nico:Ā sobs into the floor
Xander, to Ace:Ā You wanna fight? All right, letās take this outside. The stars are so bright tonight and the moon looks so nice. Here, hold my handā
Eden:Ā I was arrested for being too cool.
Ace:Ā The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
Whit:Ā Question, how difficult would it be to have a speech in a bee suit?
Rose:Ā Not that hard, I don't think, as long as you can move and speak with ease.
David:Ā I'd assume as hard as it is to have a public speech in a maid outfit.
David:Ā Wouldn't be any harder, but you'd get some WEIRD looks.
Levi:Ā Are. Are you speaking from experience.
David:Ā No!
David:
David:Ā ....Maybe.
Nico:Ā I lost my fish, can you help me find it?
Ace, cooking the fish:Ā What? I couldn't hear you, please speak up. Or don't I don't care.