the dumbest motherfucker to ever live

spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free

and here's the desktop version for Windows with adblock and skip-bypass BlockTheSpot

Fork found in Bathroom #Mystery #Unexplained

Everyone loves me because I produce a thin slime that functions as a potent neurotoxin

Smoking on that we'd

do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

“empty carbs” don’t you dare talk about her like that. you’re empty. how do you like that.

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

feel like ppl are getting meaner and it's weird to see

how do you mean

bro forget this post for a second - i opened this app today at 9am and the first post i saw was you reblogging some horny shit about “sliding in and stretching her real good”. 9am on a wednesday. what was that all about?

leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

Sometimes something fucked up happens to the guy and their melody gets fucked up too. Sometimes the thing that fucked them up also has its own melody and when the first melody gets fucked up the second melody gets mixed in

no fucking way dude. are you serious

Playground bullies laughing at me saying you don't even get the quiet sadness of mario galaxy