J'ai été gay. Je le suis toujours, mais je l'étais aussi.

check this out i'm playing bad apple in your imagination

reblog to play bad apple on your mutuals

call me a wish mouse the way she [remembers wish mice are creatures from a particularly gruesome dream my friend had several years ago and are not recognizable figures to anyone else] whatever

Sigh i was walking in the cold today and i saw a white guy doing a super weird bald thing he was doing a crazy thing with his bald ass head which made me a little weirded out but now i feel a little better. I wish people learned to keep to their own path on the way rhey do there thing

My toxic fandom take is that I think that it's awful how much we can talk to creators and get answers from them word of god style. We should be out here in a godless place rooting for scraps of lore in the media like truffle pigs out in the fields

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

“You can’t build peace in places where you constantly feel the need to defend yourself.”

a little scoop of me in your coffee, swims around in it. ahhhh....hot tup of coffee

it's my cup now of coffee now sorry

The time will pass anyway

person w adhd experiencing symptoms of adhd: why the fuck can’t I do this thing . I wish there was some explanation for this

"kill them with kindness" FALSE! task manager🧮

tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home

He is, however, in the mafia

hey, nobody's perfect