Your mom goes to college

what you say: nicki minaj is untalented and a whore what i hear: i’m boring and misogynistic

that’s almost too cruel almost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

Vicious. I love it.

TAKE ME TO CHURCH ILL WORSHIP LIKE A DOG in thehs hsmineien YOUR LIGHT ILL TELL YOU MY SINS AND you canshsmm mmnnmnm YOUR KNIFE

Lies not light…

my bad.. this is so embarrassing that i only messed up that one line

in third grade my dog died and my teacher told me that all dogs go to hell because the bible said so and i started crying so she gave me a detention and now the pope says shes wrong so whos going to hell now fuck you mrs. sarmento

2006 was a simpler time