🦮 send me a summary I already did for one of the above two, and I’ll try to write a snippet for that summary!
For the cursed Zuko-Katara-Mary-Shelley-style-on-Aang's-grave one 😅😂 doesn't necessarily have to be the explicit part 🫣 but like—... my gosh, what were they even thinking 😂😂🤣🤣
(P.S. I can't believe I did that 😂)
i knew someone was gonna ask about this one 😔 let it be known that i will not be held liable for this atrocity in any way, shape or form.
“Here?” Zuko asked incredulously.
Roku nodded solemnly. “Right here.”
Katara stared at the mound of black dirt. It looked perfectly innocuous. No one would ever guess that six feet below it lay the mortal remains of her husband. Or, was he still her husband if he had keeled over before their wedding ceremony had even started?
Technicalities were so frustrating.
“And you’re sure there’s no other way to do this?” Katara voiced doubtfully.
“I’m afraid not,” Roku said. “This is the traditional way.”
“Tradition?!” Zuko demanded. “Who in the history of fuck could possibly have been desperate enough to — ”
Katara intervened before Roku could impart some horrific knowledge she had no desire to learn. “Can we at least get a blanket?”
The old Avatar considered this for a moment. “No. It’ll muffle the sound.”
“Fucking fantastic,” Zuko muttered. “That’s what we need to be worried about right now. The acoustics of necromantic grave sex.”
Roku fixed him with a stern look. “You should be worried. Aang must feel you for this to work!”
“Can’t you just talk to him?”
“The connection of the Avatar spirit,” Roku said sagely, “is nothing compared to the raw, unadulterated, life-reviving rage of being cucked in one’s grave by their best friend. Believe me, I would know. Now, shall we get started?”