Anarcho-Draconic-Radical-Lewdism

What i mean is that i am going to be biting you. Yes you, the creature reading this will be bitten.

I will be gentle :3

but you will be bitten :3

A lot.

Ad Nauseum is an adblocker that stores the ads it blocks and continuously generates fake clicks, fucking with analytics and costing the ad companies money

TrackMeNot automatically does randomly generated searches on a variety of search engines to obscure your real searches and fuck with analytics, and you can set it up to work with anything that has a search bar (including facebook, twitter, amazon, youtube, etc)

WhatCampaign replaces analytics parameters in links with the string “FuckOff”. I thought there was a similar extension that used random strings, but I can’t seem to find it

Privacy Possum is a fork of Privacy Badger with a focus on costing tracking companies as much money as possible, and idk if my limited tech knowledge is enough to understand what it does but the description does say it falsifies some data so that’s good enough for me

bonus

praise be to tux, the enabler of shitty commands.

let they who have not irreparably broken their install forever stay silent in his prescence.

*mental image of a tiny dragon wrapped around a set of cocks bigger than her, sounding the tip a bit with her tongue as her tail strokes up and down around the ridged base*

a lot of trans girls are rather anxious, so they tend to do well when paired with dragons bred for stable, gentle temperaments

if you need to get away from home, this is the perfect job. you’ll almost never be there anyway, you live a pretty nomadic lifestyle constantly moving loads around the massive area you operate in

you’ll never be expected to top since your dragon’s cocks won’t fit in you anyway and it won’t feel like anything to them if you do so penetrative is basically off the table. you can have sex with your dragon however else you two want. their tongues are huge

i'm one of the most expensive things in the castle. the princess has dozens of maids and servants but she attends to me personally because i'm too valuable. she takes me on weekly hunts, of course, but also lets me hunt the castle personnel as long as i don't seriously hurt them. i'm trained to be careful with my bite, and the maids i wrestle to the ground laugh and call me a good girl even though they're clearly terrified of me

i'm not large, especially for a dragon, but i'm big enough that the dragonry glove she wears so i can perch on her arm goes halfway up her upper arm and i knock her off balance a bit when i perch on her, and i can take down a human with ease. my claws are almost as long as her fingers and my bite force can crack leg bones in half. i get all the saved bones from the kitchen

there are ornate wood-and-brass perches all over the castle for me. she refuses to cage me, and i can just go where i want when i want to. the most ornate perch is next to her throne because she likes me to sit there as a silent threat while she negotiates with someone who knows i could maul them at a command from her