get wit it

I got this cool new shirt but apparently my tattoos look like black blobs because it’s not completely opaque…

I do trust you. Wear whatever you want; I don’t care, it’s no big deal. I mean, either way, I won’t feel it, so it doesn’t matter. 

Since when? And yeah, I guess not.... Where do you get feety pajamas in your size, anyway?

Yes, yes you do; I’m glad you appreciate it. Ha, thanks, but if you can’t find any, I guess I’ll just have to deal with the sight of your hairy legs. 

It's not so bad, trust me. But if sweats make you feel better, then I'll get 'em.

Boxers? Nothin’ else? Don’t you own a pair of sweatpants, D? 

Oh, so I get a nickname now? I guess I'll be able to find a clean pair for you, baby girl.

Uh, thanks, Drake; you’re a true friend. I’ll be sure to call you up first if I want to cuddle in footsie pajamas, okay? You’re welcome, though. Just lookin’ out. 

Aight, I'll take it. I don't got a pair of footsie pajamas but I'll be sure to wear boxers. It's appreciated, 'specially since nobody else around here likes me all to well. Anyways, I've been meanin' to catch up with you so I'm glad you came out of hiding.

"With sex there’s pregnancies, diseases, and you could get someone’s feelings heart if you just used them for sex. While coffee is just heaven on earth. Don’t call her that, she might hear."

"Not if you're careful, there ain't. Always use protection and the Morning After pill, and nothing will happen. 'Sides, who cares about feelings? There's always casual sex. Coffee might taste good sometimes, but it's not something that could replace sex, sorry. Nah, not worried about it. She already hates me."

"Why not try coffee instead of sex? Have it as a substitute. I agree with you on Miranda, we really can’t do much around here without getting in trouble."

"Coffee stains teeth and makes you crash; sex is just...amazing. Need I say more? Can't wait to be rid of that ol' hag."

Aha, yes, but not too much comfort. A hug will do, I’m sure. What? You didn’t hear about the Up & Coming interview? Dude, you’ve got to secure a slot before they fill up. 

If a hug is all you want, then I guess I could help ya out, baby girl. Though, you can always come to me if you want anything else. Just sayin'. And, uh, yeah. I'm on it. Thanks.

Alright, I guess. I’m stressed about this interview, but besides that, I’m fine. Is Mr. Cool worried about his interview? 

You need some comfort? If it helps, I didn't know about the interview...but now I know, I guess. Interviews are kinda my thing.

"I thought it was just me. I can’t even get up to get coffee and I need that in my life."

"Nah, it ain't just you. I need sex in my life bit haven't been able to schedule any into my life, not only thanks to the cold but to Miranda as well. Sucks ass."

Drake. 

How ya doin', baby girl?

Hi. 

Kota.

"It’s so cold in my room and outside that I can’t even get something to eat."

"I feel the same way."