I spy a bird

Oh, right. You’re on that uh, TV show of his, correct? Teen something or other? Either way, it’s a pleasure. What’s up Dylan? 

Teen..Wolf? Yeah, I am. At least you got the first word, aha. Awesome to meet ya too, man! I'm just, you know, getting used to the normal life. What about you?

I haven’t been hiding. If you wanted to see me you could just come to my house. I’d probably ignore you because I’d be looking at Phoebe but you could come anyway. 

I needa get you out of that house. Live a little, Fletch. 

…You’re lucky you snore or else I would have never hear you. Get up and hug me, or come make cupcakes with me and Charles.

My snoring is the blessing that brought you to me. Do I have to choose between either or because I'd very much appreciate it if I got to do both. 

This group of girls came up to me today and asked me how my hair grew so fast and it took me about ten minutes until after they left to figure out they thought I was my sister. So I guess they were disappointed with the autographs I signed.

Pfft. Forget about them, Mel. I'm a big fan so...can I please have your autograph? 

'M absolutely horrible at introductions, but I guess one's needed here. I'm Caleb, hello.

I'm Dylan and you look a whole lot like a buddy of mine I used to work with.

I’ve been watching The Originals for the past four hours. I regret nothing.

So, that's where you've been hiding huh? No hello's for your own flesh and blood? 

I can go around shouting at anyone if they decided to sleep on my work chairs! What, you have a sugar crash? Get up, come on. You have a bed and couch! Honestly, Fletch. He’d crash at my work anyday, but serious when did you get here?!

Ah, of course. I can see that happening. I got here a few days ago. I came by to visit you hours ago but like I said--hours--and I kinda...passed out.

Aw, thank you, I’m glad you noticed me. Nooo, the pleasure is all mine.

No, no, no. I insist. The pleasure is definitely mine. 

Dylan! Get off our chairs, that’s gonna hurt you fucking back.. Wait, Dylan?!

Holy, shit! You can't go around just shouting at people, Ana. Who'd you think, Jas or Fletcher? 

It’s five in the afternoon…

Isn't it great?!

I should be just waking up now. Jealous, man.

You notice how lousy is in the word Jealousy? Kinda makes sense when jealousy is a lousy feeling. 

Hamburgler?

Yeah! You know..the little McDonald's cartoon show thing. I forgot what it was called but Hamburgler's a character. 

Yeah, why not? It’ll be fun.

Woah, look at you! Alright, lead the way, hamburgler.