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Myki: Nini and I are no longer friends.

Nini: MYKI, THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

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Nini: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Myki: It was autocorrect.

Nini: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Myki: Yes.

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Briar: I love making parties more interesting by telling strangers “I want you to know that I personally have no problem with you being here.”

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Jane: Hey, Nini, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?

Nini: Yeah.

Jane: And you, Myki?

Myki: Umm... yes?

Jane: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Myki: Did she just-

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Myki: I love murder mysteries!

Nini, trying to impress her: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.

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Briar: I just ended a five-year relationship.

Juicy: Oh no, are you okay?

Briar: It's okay, it wasn't mine.

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Mia: So, how long have you and Briar been together?

Athena: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Briar and I are not together. No. No.

Mia: Really? Sixteen ‘nos’? Really?

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Jane: Do you take constructive criticism?

Nini: Not without crying.

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Athena: Why am I the bad guy?

Briar: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

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Mia: All right, Juicy, that’s it, you’re grounded! I found a rap album hiding under your bed, and it was the clean version. I didn’t raise you to be such a nerd!

Juicy: I’m not even your kid-

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Athena: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?

Briar: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt.

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Myki: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.

Jane: And I need you to be less vague and weird.

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Nini: How do I make a date really romantic?

Jane: Be mysterious.

Nini: Okay!

*later, while on a date with Myki*

Myki: So where are we going?

Nini: None of your fucking business.

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Athena: Can I have some water?

Briar: *starts chugging her water bottle*

Briar: *chokes from drinking too fast*

Briar: *spills water all over herself*

Briar, coughing: I don't have any water.

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Nini: That's ridiculous, Myki doesn't have a crush on me.

Jane: Yes she does.

Darlene: Yes she does.

Myki: Yes I do.

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Jane: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall?

Darlene: His cats' names are Walter and Rose.

Jane: That's not what I asked.

Darlene: That is all the information I have.

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Briar: Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad single life?

Athena: It actually does.

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