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Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

[ID: A fanart from Dungeon Meshi. There is a tweet at the top by Dr. Simon D.A. Clark reading: Friend, at my first pride: are you disappointed? Me, dressed as a lion: no it’s fine. The picture is of Marcille, Falin and Laios. The two women look confused at the man who’s dressed as a lion. Laios is a guy with light skin and short blond hair. The elf has light skin and long blond partially braided hair. She is wearing denim shorts and a white shirt with a rainbow on it and holding a rainbow flag in one hand. She has a bow, a bracelet and is holding hands with Falin. Falin has light skin and short blond hair in a ponytail a shade darker than her girlfriend. The human woman is wearing a white t-shirt reading “Gay” and cargo shorts. End: ID]

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

like the betrayal’s always going to be worse if they cared about you and it didn’t matter. someone discards you because they didn’t give a shit, then you can be angry about that, you can feel vindicated in that, you can get over it. but if they can look you in the eyes and say “I love you. I would make the same choice again.” You will never sleep peacefully again, is all.

okay. something about the way i worded this is making people think this is a vent thing about real relationships. and it’s fine if that’s where it took you. but i feel like i need to be transparent here: this be blorboposting. karlach cliffgate and her terrible awful no good very bad betrayal.

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

rb to give prev strange wonderful things

If you guys don't vote for Olruggio I'm blowing this website up

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry