Dragon Schnitzel

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

I was talking to a fruit tree nursery specialising in apples the other day, and I asked what kind of apple trees they grew. They said, “name one, I bet we sell it! We have over a thousand varieties of apple” and so I, being the contrarian shit that I am, reached for an obscure apple and said “well how about cosmic crisp” and their demeanour very abruptly grew dark which felt especially highlighted by the contrast of their usual bright and jovial demeanour and how they had been up to this point in the conversation and they said “No. We hate those American varieties. They taste like children’s sweets not apples”

Schools of philosophy need cooler names. It shouldn't be called structuralism it should be called some shit like the path of the ancient bronze spider.

Then is post structuralism the contemporary bronze spider or the iron spider?

Post structuralism is called the Dragon Dance

Playground bullies laughing at me saying you don't even get the quiet sadness of mario galaxy

people who are afraid of poison swamps in souls games have never had a strong pollen allergy, "OH NO the toxic air is making my hp drop continuously, leaving me badly prepared for enemy encounters unless I continuously use medicines" you are describing a trip to the grocery store in June

Discussion about Types of Guy in tabletop roleplaying groups is always "the Rules Lawyer", "the Method Actor" and never "Guy Who Always Plays A Human And Invents New Setting-Specific Slurs For Their Character To Call A Specific Type Of Nonhuman Characters" even though I see the last one a lot more.

At some point you've gotta sit a player down like "okay, in our fantasy game you played a guy who hates elves and made up new slurs for elves; in our transhuman cyberpunk game you played a guy who hates robots and made up new slurs for robots; I think your actual goal here is just to be a guy who says slurs".