Dragons and Roses

at this point its like ppl expect the bisexuals to show up at pride like maleficient at sleeping beauty’s christening and curse everyone into oblivion

goals

Well, well, well.

Let’s remember that Maleficent should have been there in the first place and if people hadn’t been such huge jerks to her, everything would have been fine.

today i found out that when monarch butterflies migrate south for the winter, all the ones that go across the middle of lake superior suddenly stop going south and go west for five miles and then continue south. which really freaked scientists out cos like What is in the Middle of Lake Superior what do Butterflies know that We Dont Is This The End Times etc. anyway turns out about a hundred million years ago there was a mountain there and the butterflies still think they gotta fly around it. classic butterflies

The 4th of July, its the day that people put American flags outside their homes expecting a visit from Captain America who arrives in a sleigh powered by eight bald eagles giving fireworks, who then goes and has his birthday party.

As an American I can confirm this

The reason we blow up fireworks isnt from celebration it’s to scare the Founding Fathers back to their grave and stop them from rising from their grave to feed off the flesh of the free

Rabbit, Rabbit.