starters/ask meme from when i watched buzzfeed unsolved for the first time — episode 1.4-7
“you know...she’s screaming, she’s giving it 110%.”
“your unrelenting skepticism is exhausting.”
“I guess I’m demons!”
“I think we’re done here.”
“no we’re not, I’m gonna crush this.”
“don’t cite ‘the internet.’“
“mmm, this goes all the way to the top.”
“I don’t know that we should be looking into this.”
“you just shut your mouth, I’m done.”
“I thought you were like, on the level with this one.”
“you do the honors.”
“peak ghost time. 90% of ghosts are from that era.”
“it seems like they’re followed by doom.”
“yeah, they’re really just getting boned by fate right now.”
“I’d be a pleasant ghost, I’d like pour people tea and stuff like that.”
“or i’d do chores around the house.”
“you sound fun.”
“doesn’t that sound great? wouldn’t you like to be haunted by me?”
“this is the sorrowful room, do you feel sorrowful here?”
“I don’t feel particularly strange. it’s not a great chair.”
“now that’s just rude!”
“it’s kind of just a dick thing to do.”
“you were ahead of your time, Yankee Jim.”
“I myself would love a boat.”
“I’m gonna be quiet now, and just embrace the darkness.”
“a bit rude, to call it the creepiest boat in the world.”
“that’s not an unfair statement, would you say?”
“it’s a marvel, a marvel!”
“you’re not a man of your word.”
“she might be a little bit enchanted.”
“what do you find unsettling about this?”
“it is a pretty badass name.”
“who’s storing that in a gin bottle though?”
“it’s not an easy life, boat life.”
“you’ve somehow tricked me into not being upset that you are still talking.”
“you’re a beautiful lady, I love your bones.”
