May 6
The modernization of the land is growing on me, but also I despise it. I thought I would give this “Tumblr” thing a go, since most people here would be convinced I’m just a little human using their puny fingers on a keyboard. I’ve never actually had the chance to use one of these “devices”.
What you call me is irrelevant, I have gone by many names. Whether i’m “eastern” or “western” is also irrelevant, as i’m migratory. Feel free to ponder how I really look, but I doubt you’ll get it right.
I accept gifts, anything shiny will do. The bigger the better. It helps with my urge to steal princesses. If any princesses want to consensually be stolen hit me up, i’m free. I think i’m gonna pin this post now.
