Meme Queen

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

Relationship goals

date a boy who makes you feel safe even after all of the bad experiences and who holds you close when you’re angry

Date a boy who doesn’t take it at face value when you say “I’m okay”, and understands he might need to ask again to make sure, because he knows you have a hard time being fully honest about how you’re doing

Date a boy you feel confident around even when you’re not talking

Date a boy who’s glad to have you

420 Blaze it for Jesus

date a boy who laughs at all your jokes, even if they are stupid

date a boy who you trust and who trusts you